Tears from The Onion
by Gabe Berman
Gabe is the author of Live Like a Fruit Fly
For funny fake news, I turn to The Onion. Here are the headlines from a few hours ago:
President Obama Releases Long-Form Birth Certificate
Obama Graduates Harvard With Honors, But Pat Buchanan Says That Was Only Because He’s Black
Limbaugh Attacks Boehner For Not Selling Out Enough To Big Oil
This one is my favorite! It’s so funny I can cry. You can almost here Rush saying such a thing.
Wait. He actually said such a thing? Damn. I’ve been reading Alan.com, not The Onion.
Now I want to cry because it really is today’s news.
But as long as Trump doesn’t make a comment about the black president playing basketball, I’ll be OK.Click here for reuse options!
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