Posted by | April 27, 2011 17:03 | Filed under: Contributors Gabe Berman Opinion Top Stories

by Gabe Berman
Gabe is the author of Live Like a Fruit Fly

For funny fake news, I turn to The Onion. Here are the headlines from a few hours ago:

President Obama Releases Long-Form Birth Certificate

Hilarious!

Obama Graduates Harvard With Honors, But Pat Buchanan Says That Was Only Because He’s Black

Great Satire!

Limbaugh Attacks Boehner For Not Selling Out Enough To Big Oil

This one is my favorite! It’s so funny I can cry. You can almost here Rush saying such a thing.

Wait. He actually said such a thing? Damn. I’ve been reading Alan.com, not The Onion.

Now I want to cry because it really is today’s news.

But as long as Trump doesn’t make a comment about the black president playing basketball, I’ll be OK.

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By: Gabe Berman

Gabe Berman is a native New Yorker who settled in South Florida after graduating from the University of Miami. An epiphany, a passion, and a trail of breadcrumbs led him out of Corporate America and into the career he was meant for. After eight years of writing columns for the Miami Herald, his book - Live Like A Fruit Fly - was published by HCI Books and subsequently endorsed by Deepak Chopra. His second book, The Complete B.S. Free and Totally Tested Writing Guide, helps artists find their voice and his latest work, Where Is God When Our Loved Ones Get Sick?, uncovers the answer to this haunting question.