Posted by | July 11, 2011 20:18 | Filed under: Hate Mail

From: Mmurrfam
Sent: Saturday, May 07, 2011 4:03 PM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Alan when are you going to take your head out of your rectum. You make normal people want to vomit .

That would leave you out.

From: Jim
Sent: Monday, May 09, 2011 8:34 AM
To: Alan
Subject: What planet are you from?

Colmes,

I have been trying to figure you out for the last fifteen years and have come to a few conclusions.

First, I believe that you either are as clue-less as they come or could possibly be, next to Nancy Pelosi, the dumbest individual on the planet.

Second, you smoked too much dope as a youth or never grew out of that stage and it has killed most of your brain cells. I believe that if you lose a few more cells  you will become a walking vegetable. No worry since that is a trait of most of your fellow dims.

Third, you have come here from your home planet, Planet Moron, trying to either bring people down to your level or came to make “WE” humans feel that much smarter.

What was that quote you and Oblahblah share, “that isn’t us?” That is true, you aren’t like the rest of us. Some of us volunteered to joined the Marine Corp., Navy, Air Force, Army, Coast Guard or National Guard. Some of us were prepared to give our lives for this nation for minimum wage. Where were you and Obama? Oh, that’s right, serving our country is beneath the cowards on the left.

Wow, that took you 15 years? Slow, aren’t you?

From: Linda
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 10:18 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Get over it

You still are a flaming moron aren’t you.
Obama is a disgrace and you his fan…are a disgrace..why don’t you move to Kenya…you would fit in so well.
Obama is the worst and the most degrading President to this country that we have ever had.
Alan…why don’t you drop off  the earth and take Obama with you…you are such an ass.

Linda, thanks for writing your wonderful email on bold; it makes it that much more impressive.

From: Shawn
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:26 AM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

You sir have got to be one of the rudest, juvenile, hyper- partisan A-holes in the history of television and radio.  You will never admit you are wrong, and usually never answer a question directly. You are probably the most predictable hack on tv. Your tactic is so basic, childlike, and predictable….Are you just Stupid?…And, stop snickering, and saying “yeah” every two seconds over and over while your debate partner tries to make a point.  God, you are such an ass!  Have you noticed that most people don’t do that to you?  You know why?  It’s disrespectful.  But I doubt you know much about giving respect to anyone who does drink the same cool-aid as you.
My wife and I discussed at length last night what must have happened to you as a child to make you such a little bastard.  The conclusion is, lack of confidence, feelings of inadequacies, took a beating, trouble with woman, and something going on with your mother relationship.
Maybe you just can’t help being a rude little prick.

Well, Shawn, you are certainly a role model of how to show respect and not be rude to someone with whom you disagree. Thanks for setting such a good example.

From: KEITH
Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 1:34 PM
To: Alan
Subject: HEY ALAN …

You’re a lousy American and a rotten Jew. NO ONE likes or respects you. If I were you I’d end it with some honor.  In the meantime … fuck you, asshole!

Thanks very much, Keith, for the advice. And congratulations on being part of the Great Sanhedrin.

From: John
Sent: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 8:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

 do you wear a mask?    you are one ugly human.

Thank you for calling me human.

From: Linda
Sent: Friday, May 27, 2011 1:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

You need to shoot yourself…you are disgrace to this country…but hey you are an American…Liberal…you can say anything you want…but I think you are slithering snake….hang it up Alan….

It is not humane to shoot snakes.

From: Mariah
Sent: Wednesday, June 01, 2011 10:59 AM
To: Alan
Subject: What an idiot…

Alan is an idiot in the truest sense of the word….never have I heard such garbage coming out of someone’s mouth as was spewed by Alan Colmes today on Fox…..Every single time he is on Fox news, he lies, changes the subject and can’t stay on topic. What a total jerk…! Why does Fox News keep him on board? Everywhere I read, I can’t find one person who has anything good to say about this total waste of of a human being.

Please take him off Fox…Your ratings would be a lot higher!

I don’t think you understand… I am there for ratings control.

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