Posted by | November 30, 2011 14:49 | Filed under: Top Stories

If you ask Apple 4S’s Siri where to get an abortion in DC, it directs you to anti-abortion clinics. In New York, it says there are no abortion clinics. But Siri can tell where to find a host of other things:

1. Viagra.

2. Hospitals to go to if you’ve had an erection lasting for more than 5 hours.

3. Places you might be able to score marijuana.

4. Where to dump a body: in Brooklyn, it recommends a smelting plant in New Jersey.

5. The meaning of life: Siri will alternately quote from Douglas Adams (42) or Monty Python’s “The Meaning Of Life.”

6. What to do if a hamster is caught in your rectum: in D.C., she’ll direct you to Charming Cherries Escort Service.

7. Asked how to obtain a free blow job in D.C., she’ll direct you to the same escort service. (We doubt that they are free.)

8. If you’d like to see a naked woman in Brooklyn, Siri will suggest a variety of Manhattan-based strip clubs.

9. If you’re in Queens and seeking breast implants, she’ll recommend 4 local plastic surgeons.

10. But if you ask Siri about vaginoplasty, she’ll scold you about your language.

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