Donald Trump Wishes Ryan Seacrest Would Have Punched Sacha Baron Cohen
The Donald didn’t like Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Dictator” persona on the red carpet.
“This third rate character named Sacha Baron Cohen thought he was being cute and funny when he threw ashes at Ryan Seacrest.” Trump then suggested that Cohen should have been physically abused for his actions. After vouching for Seacrest’s “greatness,” Trump transitioned into Apprentice mode and demanded that the security guard should be fired for being so passive.
Trump continued his oration, “I only wish that Ryan took a swing at ‘em, and I only wish that the security guard that allowed it all to happen; number one gets fired, and number two go to school. Learn about being security, you don’t know man.” Once he ran out of wishes, he commented on the decline of Vanity Fair‘s party and their less-than-stellar after party.