Via @joshtpm: Concealed Weapon Carrier Shoots Self While Reaching For Wallet
23 year old doofus Todd Canady, who has a concealed carry permit, reaches for his wallet to pay at the local Walmart. He accidentally discharges his handgun into his buttocks. He also injuries a woman and child behind him in line. When confronted by an off-duty police officer, he runs.
Now he’s in jail.