Posted by | August 22, 2012 21:27 | Filed under: Top Stories

Submitted by Emily S

That’s what platform committee member Russ Walker calls it. Among its features:

  • NO ABORTION IN CASES OF RAPE OR INCEST.
  • SALUTE TO MANDATORY ULTRASOUNDS.
  • NO LEGAL RECOGNITION OF SAME-SEX COUPLES.
  • REPLICATE ARIZONA-STYLE IMMIGRATION LAWS.
  • AUDIT THE FED.
  • NO WOMEN IN COMBAT.
  • NO STATEHOOD, MORE GUNS FOR WASHINGTON DC.
  • NO NEW TAXES, EXCEPT FOR WAR.
By: EmilyS

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