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Bank Robber Conceals Identity With A Mitt Romney Mask

mitt_romney_mask_robberThe robber took his time:

The man in the mask and a Florida State sweatshirt and holding what appeared to be a gun went to one teller and got money, but apparently that wasn’t enough. He went teller to teller until he took from all five.

In the spirit of bipartisanship, it should be mentioned that an Obama mask has been used in at least one past bank robbery.

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Dave "Doctor" Gonzo is a renegade record producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

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