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Federal Worker Formally Reprimanded For… Flatulence!

officewarningIt puts a whole new spin on “workplace offense“:

In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

In an ironic twist, Liberaland picked up this story from TheSmokingGun.com. Sure doesn’t smell like smoke, though…

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Dave "Doctor" Gonzo is a renegade record producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.


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