Posted by | January 2, 2013 20:29 | Filed under: Top Stories

Being a man is lots of pressure.

Last week, Jennie Scott, of Manatee, Florida, was arrested for reportedly beating her “on-and-off” boyfriend, Jiliberto Deleon, with a stick after Deleon (allegedly) “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a “mutual oral sex session.”

Neighbors called the police after they heard arguing and witnessed Scott jump atop Deleon, punching and scratching him, and threatening to hit him with a wrench. Police said that, in addition to the the unsatisfying sex, Scott was upset because she’d “heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day,” which, yeah, probably made the bad sex a little bit worse. Police described Scott as “extremely intoxicated,” which also makes sense.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.