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Obama Administration Responds To “Death Star” Petition, Opposes “Blowing Up Planets”

obama-death-starThe White House responded — brilliantly — late Friday to a petition supporting construction of the ultimate national defense project, a “Star Wars”-style Death Star, posted to its website late last year:

  • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

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Dave "Doctor" Gonzo is a renegade record producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.


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