DCCC Spokesman Recommends “Agenda Items” For GOP Retreat

Oh, snap!

Among the “suggested” agenda items complied by the DCCC: breakfast paid for by lobbyists, “Science 101,” a workshop on “How to stop talking about ‘legitimate rape’ and insulting women,” a math course on “counting to 218 votes” — and, of course, trust falls.

And wait ’til you see the recommendation on dealing with bad approval ratings…

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dave-dr-gonzo Dave "Doctor" Gonzo is a renegade record producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

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