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Sarah Palin Suggests ‘The View’ Should Hire Her Because She Would Make It ‘Fun’ And ‘Go Rogue’

The Hollywood Reporter asked half-term Governor of Alaska if she has any interest in doing a political talk show, either on TV, radio or the Internet to which she responded,”maybe” then added that she would want it to be “fun.” I’m sure it would be a real knee slapper because we all know what a jokey jokester Sarah Palin is. Who can forget her ‘death panels’ witticism about Obamacare? Ha ha, that was so humorous. Some people even believed it because she’s just so damned good at comedy routines.

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“Maybe. But the politics would have to be interspersed with a whole lot of fun and real life and inspiration showcasing American work ethic, because those topics are all pretty much the antithesis of today’s politics, which I find incorrigibly disastrous!” she said. “It’d be so much fun to shake it up taking on issues that make audiences objectively consider all sides, and I’d do it with my own real-life groundedness, candor and commonsense that I’m known for. Media needs that today, versus the condescension that oozes from TV and radio. I hear everyone recently got canned from The View, maybe a show like that needs a punch of reality and a voice of reason from America’s heartland to knock some humble sense into their scripts,”she said. “You know, someone willing to go rogue.”

Oh, I see where she’s going with this. Someone just like Sarah.¬†

When asked if she has read Hillary Clinton’s new book Hard Choices, she responded, explaining that it’s all about her:

So far just the passage about me because an attorney sent the passage to me. Hillary wrote about the 2008 campaign when the Obama camp asked her to basically engage in their familiar “politics of personal destruction” just hours after I was announced as the GOP’s first female VP candidate. They couldn’t attack my record as an executive, a Mayor, a Governor, an energy resources commissioner, nor a wife and mother, so ratcheting it all down she surmised the attacks would be based on gender! How pass√©. How mighty hypocritical. Hillary refused to engage. I appreciated her boldness in explaining that behind-the-scenes campaign tactic of Obama’s. I’ve since pointed out there’s no “war on women” if one doesn’t react to that immature shot across the bow from the Liberal Left like America saw during that entire campaign. Don’t retreat from such a shot. Just reload like I’ve been blessed to have the opportunity to do. And hey, I’m still standing! So flipping proud to be an American where I know first hand that anything is possible if you work hard, put your life in God’s hands, serve something greater than self, and live life vibrantly!

Because reading an entire book is hard, just like newspapers. While claiming there is no ‘war on women’ she advises, “Don’t retreat from such a shot. Just reload…”

H/T: My BFF @ComgenKDT with thanks.

  • edmeyer_able

    Obviously they’d have to install a firing range if she were included and a kevlar vest would be issued at the door.

  • http://Mockpaperscissors.com Tengrain

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  • labman57

    The Whining Wannabe from Wasilla wants to join The View?

    Why not? The show has not had a vacuous right wing sock puppet in front of the camera ever since Hasselbeck left.

  • http://www.the-trades.com R.J. Carter

    It actually might be a ratings booster.

    • mea_mark

      And think of all the material that would become available right before the elections. Hell yeah, I hope it happens.

    • MerryMarjie

      Yes, like a bad accident is a ratings booster, or the new “Naked Dating” program, or “Ducks with Dummies.” Lots of disasters attract attention.

      • http://www.the-trades.com R.J. Carter

        There’s a show called Naked Dating? o_O ‘Scuze me.

        “Hello, Charter?”

  • mea_mark

    Woopi Goldberg would destroy her everyday. It would be interesting to see if Palin could make it through half a season.

    • http://www.the-trades.com R.J. Carter

      “Spoken like a true white woman.” It’s already a t-shirt.

    • http://theeveningchronicle.blogspot.com/ FVS

      Naa. Whoopi would play a full hand of racist and “white privilege” cards and when they didn’t work her head would explode.

    • tiredoftea

      Does do anything more than half?

    • Shades

      or half a show.

      • http://mmaynard119.wordpress.com/ mmaynard119

        Baba Wawa would need to syndicate the show to have a longer time period to give Anchorage Barbie a chance to finish one sentence before the show ends.

  • tiredoftea

    Mostly because she needs the money. Her “Reality” shows bombed and Fraud Spews doesn’t have her on enough for her insightful and all roguey comments. Todd is employed, can’t she just stay at home and be a shining right wing example of Christian Motherhood?

  • http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2010/06/introduction.html uzza

    Can’t they program a random word generator? That would get them the same results without having to pay Sarah’s salary .

    • Suzanne McFly

      Exactly, I read her responses twice and I still have no idea what she said. Her responses are all over the map, but not one question was properly answered. She is the perfect crooked politician, it amazes me she quit the job she was destined for.

    • tiredoftea

      They have, she’s it. Be careful what you wish for.

  • Shades

    Well, it would be fun, just not the way she thinks.

  • LiberalMD

    I thought they were going to try and do BETTER than Elizabeth Hasselback with subsequent panel participants on The View.

    • tiredoftea

      There’s better than Elizabeth?

  • http://disqus.com/dashboard/ mcalleyboy

    I totally agree, she would be a welcomed change (show her top heavy talents, it’s the only talent she has) and a replacement for 4 out of the 5 ugly old bags that currently work there.

    • arc99

      You are certainly entitled to your crude, spiteful opinions. I don’t think any of the former hosts of the show are ugly.

      Whether they are or not, nothing is uglier than what lurks between Sarah Palin’s ears. Ultimately ugliness is defined by who a person is, not what they look like. By that standard, Palin is grotesque as far as I am concerned.

  • Ron Jackson

    Funny to see someone that so hates to so called lame stream media,begging to become part of the very entity that she is decrying. What she fails to understand is,that outside of the trailer park crowed,and the dying old racist faux news viewers, no one takes her and her word salad train of babbling thoughts seriously.

  • http://jonlester.tv/ Jon Lester

    Well, why not? She isn’t any dumber than past panelists, and you know it. Besides, Alan, you, of all people, should know that programs are presented for the purpose of drawing viewers and raising advertising rates.

    Now, ideally, more people should be doing better things at that hour than watching “The View,” but that’s not where we are as a nation, is it?