I Still Wish You The Best With A…

From: Donald
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: So Sad

Allan, The older you get the more insane you become. So  Sad.

Your friend,

Donald

Donald… and you thought I was sane, when?

From: Leonard
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:32 PM
To: Alan

You are the worst kind of Jew – the ultra liberal piece useful idiot that endangers the entire Jewish community.  You don’t know jack about Islam.   Have the docs remove your head from your ass the next time you have a colonoscopy.

No thanks, Leonard, my head is protected in there.

From:…

But Will You Love Me Tomorrow

From: libs are evil
Sent: Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Comment…

Alan,

You really do make me sick to my stomach, as you sit smugly and confident while lying through your obnoxious pie-hole…YOU LIE!
You Alan, are an idiot.  And to add MORE injury to insult, [Obama] was playing golf in every shot the REAL media got of him [after the oil spill]… or basketball and played it off as he typically does- an arrogant, narcissistic PRICK!  Not unlike yourself you goofball, as you snobbishly shake your head and lick your lips when you get nervous …

The Only Thing That There’s Just Too Little Of

From: Bob
Date: December 29, 2010 4:45:37 PM EST
To: Alan
Subject: Stalin was right

Dear Mr. Colmes,

I happened to be sitting with my wife, when you appeared on Megyn Kelly’s show today.  Not knowing whether or not she knew who you are, I described you as exactly the kind of person that Stalin had in mind when he coined the term, “useful idiot.”

I just thought that you should be made aware that you will forever be so described in my household.  I hope you are appropriately ashamed.  Happy new year!

Yes, Bob, how …

Meet My Twitter Trolls

On Peter King promising to investigate Muslims:

ikybod Bob Roberts @AlanColmes Dear Alan, I hope the Rep. King appointment means action, not PC as it concerns radicalization that is a danger to the USA.

On Michele Bachmann possibly running for Senate:

THIZDUDE_THINKZ HERB JR @AlanColmes yes Michelle Bachmann for senate!!!! Obama for reelection HELL FUCKING NO!!! YOU FUCKING HATER!!!

Ronnie9385 Ronnie @AlanColmes Michele is a hell of allot smarter than your sorry liberal ass.

On the Virginia Delegate who wants to ban gays from the National Guard:

DocBruceP Bruce Purmell @AlanColmes Is it …

I Used To Think Maybe You Loved Me Now Baby I’m Sure

From: Barbara
Sent: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 1:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: LIAR, LIAR, LIAR!!!!!

you need to get out of this profession!!!! Move to Europe!!!!

Okay, but do you mind if I then ply my craft there? Or how about I stay here and go into dry goods?

From: itsucks2bu
Sent: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 1:35 PM
To: Alan

You are still a flaming asshole liberal. Here you are yelling at Megan trying to get your Socialist points acrossed and you know what Alan the only thing you do is piss people off….I hope if …

Mother Told Me Always To Follow The Golden Rule

From: Jacqueline
Sent: Friday, November 05, 2010 1:12 AM
To: Alan
Subject: badgering, brown nosing, and ignorance

Dear Alan,

Unfortunately your radio show is on my favorite radio station when I am working late at night, or are having to run an errand in the car….Whenever I turn on the radio and realize that you are on the radio, I am tolerant, and leave it on for a few minutes, until I can’t bear the sick feeling I get in my stomach which comes on because of the bizarre way you behave and the inane things you say.

I know …

Hate Me If You Want To; Love Me If You Can

From: ray
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 11:07 PM
To: Alan; Bill O’Reilly
Subject: Bill give us a break get rid of colmes

alan is just a cheap shot shameful send him back to the radio

crawley is great alan learn from crawley

Yes, Crawley is so great that maybe you’ll eventually appreciate her enough to get her name right.

From: Marylin 
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 12:19 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Reading a list of the people who died in service

What is wrong with you? …you show no class and act like a 13 year old.  You like …

Who Loves You?

From: Charlie
Sent: Thursday, August 26, 2010 6:05 PM
To: Alan

Mr. Colmes,

Now I know to you I’m just one of those uneducated simpletons of middle America that you look down your nose at. Or at least that is how you come off on every program I see you on, on FOX NEWS…I could do your job in my sleep. I bet you couldn’t become educated or talented enough to be an electronic R&D technician in 5 years… who is the dumb one, smirk, smart-assed grin back at you. You egotistical morally corrupt idiot.

Semper Fi

Charlie, I am …

C’mon People Now; Smile On Your Brother

From: Mark
Sent: Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:36 PM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Alan,

I watched you tonight on Oreilly….

Have you ever heard the term, That dog don’t know come here from sick-em. I’m just waiting for you to wag your tail.

From: Gerry
Sent: Tuesday, July 06, 2010 7:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Hi Alan,

Without a doubt you are the biggest dork fox news have had as a spokesman for a long time!! your suits are like the Jokers in superman! probably appropriate as you are a total JOKER! HA ha colmes , your …

Sweeter Than Honey

From: John
Sent: Friday, June 25, 2010 2:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: LOON, JERK

Alan,

You are a LOON of the first class! as demonstrated on Megyn’s America Live.

Regards,

John

Thank you, John. This is much better than being a loon of the second class.

From: Chuck
Sent: Friday, June 25, 2010 2:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: …why ?

Ms. Kelly !   Why in the name of Political sanity do you even have Colmes on your show ? !  …this lunitic is a “dummy’cratc” Political Obfuscator !

Having to listen to Colmes is like trying to …

More Love

From: Evan
Sent: Friday, May 21, 2010 12:32 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

Colmes,

You have to be the stupidest smart person that has ever graced television and radio with your glorious presence.  You are a disgrace as an American and should be ushered out the door with the rest of your terrorist sympathizing, constitution bashing, global warming lying, white America hating, illegal immigrant loving, gun hating atheist and free loading asses.  Sorry just had to get that off my chest.

Hope you feel better now. Stay away from sharp objects.

From: Gerry
Sent: Monday, May 24, …