Archive for the ‘Hate Mail’ Category

Precious And Few

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008


From: Diana
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 10:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Jerk


You are by far the dumbest thing on the face of this earth and absolutely disgusting to listen to. Too bad, Hannity has to put up with your left-wing nonsense.


I can’t understand why FOX News keeps you on their staff.


From: Brian
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 2:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: mr. libera


Are you for real or were you hired to be Sean’s puppet and make him look good.
Your arguments are so weak.


From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 7:39 PM
To: Brian
Subject: RE: mr. libera


Let me ask Sean how to respond and I’ll get back to you.



From: Pam
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Show


I don’t know why Hannity stays with you. You are the most unreasonable person I have ever listened to. What is your IQ…ZERO? You do not add anything to the show.. That is why i am NOT going to watch Hannity and Colmes anymore. I will watch Hannity’s Sunday show and you can go jump in the lake…but you would be to stupid and probably not hit the lake


From: Terry
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Un American


I apologize for complaining about you being on the Hannity & Clomes Show. It is so entertaining to watch you demonstrate your hate for the country and where you would like to see it go. You are so stupid, you can’t even be ashamed of yourself. Keep it up. You are one of the Republicans’ best spokesmen as you convince me and my neighbors on a nightly basis why we should remain Republicans. You consider becoming a Russian citizen.


From: Ray
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: WHAT YOU IS


ASSHOLE


From: Newt
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: show


Mr. Colmes, please just shut up. You are so stupid you are an embarrassment to the Democratic party.

The garbage that comes out of you mouth is discussing..

IF Obama is elected I hope you are the last in line at the soup kitchen.

What school of stupid did you go to?

Fox should take you off the air.


From: Dennis
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 10:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your family should have been cooked with Zyklon B; Jew Bastard


Your family should have been cooked with Zyklon B; Jew Bastard


From: Diana
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 10:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Jerk


You are by far the dumbest thing on the face of this earth and absolutely disgusting to listen to. Too bad, Hannity has to put up with your left-wing nonsense.


I can’t understand why FOX News keeps you on their staff.


From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 12:50 AM
To: Diana
Subject: RE: Jerk


I’m on the air so you have someone to call a “jerk”.  I mean, if I weren’t here, where would your anger go?


From: Kent
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 12:08 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Good Point Alice


Hey gay boy pile of dog shit Colmes, shut the Hell up you anti American God ugly fag! You are one stupid bastard who is only capable of repeating democrat talking points in hopes that they will give you young boys to molest


From: Tom
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:27 AM
To: Alan
Subject: advice


Change your ways alan.


From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 2:13 PM
To: Tom
Subject: RE: advice


This is really really good advice. I am going to change everything about myself.


From: Tom
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 12:45 PM
To: Alan
Subject: dishonesty


Alan,


You are dishonest. You only show how weak and wrong your side is through your dishonesty. In the words of my wife (as spoken to me) “Smarten up!”

 

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 2:19 PM
To: Tom
Subject: RE: dishonesty


Listen to your wife.

Don’t Hesitate

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008


From:RP
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 12:34 AM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)


Mr. Colmes I disagree with you on everything you are the BIGGEST ASS I don’t know how Sean has not hurt you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From: Bill
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:35 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Do you have any balls?


You have a lot of nerve accusing Sarah Palin of not handling her last pregnancy properly. A pro-abortion liberal like you should keep his filthy mouth shut about something you obviously know nothing about. I have no idea how Sean stays in the same room with your sorry, good for nothing, arrogant self. You belong at CNBC with the other liberal stuffed shirts. Every time you open your mouth I accuse my dog of farting.


From: Steve
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 12:24 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Abortion


I do not know your religious beliefs – I seriously doubt that you have any.


Last night the abortion survivor stumped you on Obama’s record.



The Catholic Archbishop of San Francisco has told Nancy Pelosi to change her position on abortion or she cannot receive the sacraments.


The Catholic Bishop of Delaware has told Joe Biden to change his position on abortion or he cannot receive the sacraments.


You call 40 million babies being aborted a woman’s right.


I call it genocide – ethic cleansing – murder.


I would sure like to be a fly on the wall in heaven on your Judgment Day to hear your excuse.


You will burn in hell for eternity for your stand on abortion.


From: Jay
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 11:45 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Patriotic


Dear Mr. Colmes,

I hear you keep saying “Because I’m liberal does this make me less patriotic?” Well sir having liberal views does not make you less patriotic, but your socialist views and the socialist views of the candidate you support does! This country was not founded on socialist ideas. Socialists like yourself have the right to move to any socialist country you have a mind to. The problem is people like myself who truly love living in freedom and not socialism don’t want to change our country! I believe the majority of Americans don’t want socialist change either. Your problem maybe the rest of the World is trying to get away from socialism so you better hurry and find a socialized country to move to. I find it funny people are trying to get into this country everyday to get away from socialism and you want to run to it! If you need me to help start a fund to help finance your move please let me know. I would love to help!

Cruel To Be Kind Means That I Love You

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

 

From: Charles
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Country

 

What will it take to get you to leave the country and move to Iran.


From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:15 PM
To: Charles
Subject: RE: Country


An afterlife with 72 virgins.


From: Jim
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes, you are sick

 

Colmes, why does Fox keep you on the payrollL I think you are sick. Your grin tonight indicates that something is really wrong with your mental process.


From: Alan
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 12:14 AM
To: Jim
Subject: RE: Colmes, you are sick


Actually, I just had my teeth cleaned and I wanted to show them off.


From: Lorraine
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: attitude

 

I won’t be watching you any more. I used to enjoy the show, but you have lost your sense of fairness in the interest of hating anything relating to our President or our country.


From: Peggy
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: but so what are you crazy,do you know who saul lewinsky is???

 

ALAN YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST UNAMERICAN PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN. SHAME ON YOU, YOU BLOCKHEAD. PEGGYBIGGS LITTLEROCK ARK. MAY GOD FORGIVE YOUAND OPEN YOUR BLIND EYES.


From: Morris
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: FYI

 

You are absolutely the most despicable piece of SHIT I ever see on TV… How in the HELL do you stay on the air???????????????

 

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 12:34 AM
To: Morris
Subject: RE: FYI


I believe the question mark key on your keyboard is stuck.


From: Ray
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:31 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes, you are such a weasel. As homely and puny as you are,it would be in your best interest to go into hiding.

 

You are without a doubt the most worthless co-anchor on national television. Are you paid or a volunteer? Hofstra won’t admit you were once a student at their institution. I work with many bail bondsmen throughout the country and would love to run into you at your nearest “watering hole” and wash your mouth out with water from the latrine.

Burn in hell you worthless puke.


From: jane
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You

 

Allen Don.t You wish your mother had chose for you to be an Abortion? What give you the right ti live?


From: Mark
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 2:04 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Please stop

 

Dude….what is up with the way you look on the tube? You shouldn’t be on prime time….you’re scaring the kids with that look…like Michael Jackson….you look like a big pimple. BTW get off O-blah-mahs sack….I don’t know why Sean keeps you around.

 

Seriously….. politics aside…your look on TV is BAD….It looks like the plastic will unfold any minute.

 

It’s not just me noticing this…..you look like shit.


From: Deane
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 9:22 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tirerd

 

I am so tired of you the obnoxious Communist Pervert.


Have a GREAT day.

 

From: KW
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 10:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Universal Health Care

 

Al, Why should the citizens of the United States fund your HIV treatments?


From: DJ
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 10:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: WTF is wrong with Colmes?

 

What the hell is wrong with you Alan? Do you truly believe the crap that comes out of your mouth? Nobody likes you. You are a petty weezle that people just tolerate. You must have been a lunch money victim. I know this e-mail doesn’t give specifics. Frankly, I don’t have the time nor would I waste much more of it than this to explain the many reasons why you are an idiot. You know… Tevo is awesome! Sean, You are a great American!! Rock on!!!

I Guess I’m Not Supposed To Ask Questions About Sarah Palin

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

From: Becky
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:31 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Loving it

 

Alan,

Thanks for your interview with author Kaelene Johnson. Keep it up. The more you keep badgering Palin’s character the more people (family and friends across the country who are normally liberal and democrat) are writing to me saying they are switching camps and leaving the Obama ticket behind to support Palin. It’s nice to have my family and friends on the same side for a change and it is all thanks to the liberal media and people like you. So thank you!!! A conservative PAC couldn’t do a better job then the liberal media.

 

Wyoming Palin Fan
Becky


From: Lynne
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: sexist

 

You have become incredibly sexist. The poor author of Sarah, you jumped all over her. What gives you the right? You tried to negate Sarah simply by using your voice to make points. You couldn’t care less what the author said. You used her. You used a woman to make a point for yourself. You need to remember that Sarah is a vice presidential candidate. You keep trying to compare her to Obama. You are losing your credibility.

 

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:29 PM
To: Lynn
Subject: RE: sexist


True sexism is criticizing someone because they ask questions about someone of the opposite gender, but don’t hold the same standard for others. So if you ask questions of Obama, you’re racist?

 

From: LA
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Sarah Palin

 

Here is another example of why I cannot stand Alan Colmes. He is now trying to go after Sarah Palin’s Pastor. Because of the fact that Obama’s Pastor preached from the pulpit what he did do you think you should check out her Pastor as well? Well, you really are low, Alan. I really do wish either Bob Beckel or Kirstin Powers had your job, Alan. They are more tolerable and MUCH more intelligent.

 

From: Linda
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:34 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Sarah Palin

 

I just finished watching your interview with the Author of the book about Sarah Palin. I was outraged to see your partisan bias trip like acid from your tongue toward this woman as you attacked Sarah Palin’s faith. It took you over a year to even look into the radical faith of Obama that promotes racial hatred via the Rev. Wright. But, in no time at all, you “knew” everything about Governer Palin’s faith. It is true as Sean Hannity has stated. Journalism is dead as far as the mainstream media is concerned.

 

By the way, I used to be a Democrat and because of the mainstream media, I have been “cured”. You have woken up a sleeping giant, women just like me who are finally seeing the truth of the liberal agenda which does not have the best interests of this country in mind at all.

 

I hope you allow your associate Sean to convince you to change your mind and do what is best for this country and the world.

 

Sincerely,

 

Linda

 

From: Nanci
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:51 PM
To: Subject: Ass

 

You are a ass. Nanci


From: terry
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:54 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Baby Killer!

 

I personally wish that your mother had exercised her right to kill you.


From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 3:28 PM
To: Terry
Subject: RE: Baby Killer!


Good to know we both support a woman’s choice.


From: stan
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:54 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

 

LEAVE SARAH ALONE YOU PINHEAD


From: jim
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan, you could use a little intelligence

 

Alan, I think that someone who has the approach to life that you do should maybe look elsewhere for his kicks. You’re not a political genius, you’re not overly intelligent, so what are you doing on Fox News? In other words, Alan, you’re a real slob and you look the part. Jim  

 

From: dave
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: In Hell

 

Allen, sorry to break your “Liberal Heart”, but Martin Luther King is in Hell. No Adulterer can enter the Kingdom of Heaven. He was also an instigator of civil unrest, which was not in the Will of Christ. But he wont be alone there, there are many who have refused to obey God there already and many more headed there.


From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 3:34 PM
To: Dave
Subject: RE: In Hell


Dave,


I am very blessed to have a viewer who knows where God has placed each soul. Thank you so much for relaying to me the will of God.


From: Richard
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:54 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Disgusting

 

Mr. Colmes;

 

Your question asked (in the past half hour) of the Palin writer about a pastor telling his flock they would go to hell if they didn’t vote for George W. Bush revals how disgustingly low you will go to score political
points.

 

I’ll be happy to hear you were fired for it.

Do Good To Your Enemies, And The Blessed Lord You’ll Surely Please

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

 

 

From: Daryl
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 9:20 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tonight 8/25/08

 

Alan,

 

Your mother didn’t dress you very well tonight. That black and gray
striped suit with the short lapel is only a hundred years out of style!
Your taste in clothes and politics is a perfect match.

 

From: Larry
Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: anti-American

 

I see you on H & C.

I don’t know how Sean can stand you.

I perceive you as a marxist, socialist, communist-thinking man who has an anti-American answer for everything.

 

I’ve heard you say we are all God’s children……WRONG.

 

We are God’s creation, but until you are born again by the precious blood of Jesus you are not his child.

 

You know little about God and salvation………………you know about religion which is totally different.

 

How can you defend baby-killing and these horrible abortions……………….it’s murder, pure and simple.

 

If you had a wife and she was pregnant….and your baby was 3 months along, let’s say…..

 

If the doctors said we can take the baby and save him/her………………you wouldn’t do it??

 

Your own child………………sure you would…….how do you sleep defending the aclu and

 

Others that are anti-American?

 

God loves the sinner, but He hates sin…………abortion is murder, He hates homosexuality, but not the person.

 

He didn’t make them gay and they weren’t born that way.

 

Obama is a forerunner of the anti-Christ………………read your Bible and listen to what is being said.

Obama is opening the door for the beast and the 2 false prophets to rise up.

 

The time is short and I hope you see the Light, before it’s too late.

Thanks again


From: Dan
Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:02 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are a peice of ****

 

Alan,

It’s a good thing we will likely never meet in person…if I ever met you on
the street you’d get your butt kicked.

I heard you call Texas a weak state this evening. By God, if there’s red blood in my body, Texas is the greatest state in this nation! This nation of Texas is the most distinct of any regular state. We even have the right to secede at will. Our flag flys at the same height as the American flag. Our state capitol is taller than the American capitol.

Insult us, and you will get many an enemy, you idiot!

 

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:14 AM
To: Dan
Subject: RE: You are a peice of ****

 

Dan,

 

I didn’t say Texas is a weak state. What I said was that it is weak in terms of the power of the governor. The separation of powers works differently in every state, and I was referring to the relationship between the various branches of government. It’s interesting to note that your way of dealing with a perceived slight is not to try to understand the person on the other side, but rather to threaten to beat him up and then call him names. That is a very good lesson to teach our children, isn’t it?


From: Jessica
Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:10 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: I respect you but….

 

Alan Colmes,

I just want you to know that I respect the fact you are a Democrat but I want you to know that God still loves you. I am a very strong Republican and I believe in pro life. How can you truly be a Christian and vote for Obama that believes in killing Born Alive Babies? I would really like to know? Just think about that.

 

God still loves you.

 

Psalm 136:2
Give thanks to the God of gods. His love endures forever.

 

I really enjoy watching Hannity & Colmes every night! Thank you for your time.

 

Sincerely,

Jessica

 

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:24 AM
To: Jessica
Subject: RE: I respect you but….

 

Jessica,

 

God loves me even though I’m a Democrat? That just shows how wonderful God is. Also, it’s kind of amazing, given how Obama wants to kill babies, that he allowed his two daughters to live, isn’t it?

 

Alan

Love Is In The Air

Monday, August 25th, 2008

 

 

From: Jim
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Babe

Your a Baby Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!



From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:21 PM
To: Jim
Subject: RE: Babe


Jim,


I believe you meant to say “You’re a baby Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. The use of the apostrophe in “you’re” presents the word as a contraction of the two words “you are”. In the future. please insult me with your apostrophes in their proper places.

Alan


 

From: Perry & Lisa
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You’re an angry LIBERAL

 

My family and I faithfully watch Hannity and Colmes every night, and as we do so, we notice that EVERY Democrat seated and interviewed, as well as yourself, seem to have an extremely angry attitude. We are registered Democrats but we vote for the man who is suited best for the job. Why don’t you do the same. It seems common sense would tell you and other Democrats to do the same. If there was another candidate even worse than Obama, would you continue to stand up for the Dems? This is where the Republicans outshine against your party. The Republicans are the ones with strong morals, value and character. Sean Hannity is the half of your show that has in his every breath, strong morals, great values and character. Obama will not get our votes, no matter who he picks as VP. He is the sorriest excuse for a man. How can you defend his record, night after night after night. You constantly repeat yourself as well as other Dems on your show. It is starting to get old and ridiculous. If you would read the Bible, you would change your mind about him. HIS VOTING RECORD IS WRONG. In the few years he has been a senator, his time in the Senate has been a total of 6 weeks. This is what you support? This shows your ignorance. Sitting next to Sean Hannity every night, you really need to upgrade your intelligence.

 

Perry and Lisa


 

From: Terrence
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:13 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: ALAN

 

Allen………I think I finally figured out what your problem is……..You are just intellectually STUPID…………………..Huckabee was trying to explain to you the importance of the pro-life position and you cut him off by saying something about not re-debating the Roe v. Wade issue. You are too STUPID to understand the context and content of what opponents are trying to say to you. I previously thought you just had a problem listening but now I believe you just dont WANT to hear some things. So, you are intellectually STUPID AND NARROW-MINDED. Too bad you dont realize it.



From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:15 PM
To: Terrence
Subject: RE: ALAN

Dear Terrance,


Wha?


 

From: Terrence
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: ALAN

 

It’s great that you took the time to send that nonsense. Too bad for you.


 

From: Thelma
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Baby

Allen,
When you and your wife has a child , if if something is wroung with it will you let or tell the doctors to go ahead and kill it, if so you are as bad as obama.

Thelma


 

From: Ronnie
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

 

Hey Colmes I’m usually agianst abortion for any reason BUT when I spend the time watching a good for nothing SOB like you on FOX it makes me think MAYBE it should be allowed in some cases. You should really try to seperate yourself from Hannity because when you are on with him you kinda come across as the turd in the punch bowl.


 

From: markie
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: My Soul Grieves for You

 

Mr. Colms, What is A Pregnant Mother , Pregnant with? Is she Pregnant with a Frog , then after it has passed from the thin veil from inside the Mother till outside the Mother,,,then POOF!! It’s a Baby. You Defense of Child Murder is Indefensible. You can’t really believe what you say,,you must be saying those things just to play the (Devils) advocate. If you believe what you’ve said defending Mr. Obama’s Infanticide Mentality,,well I think you have a very dark and Lonely Soul. I’m asking God to have mercy on your heart. Please search your heart and be Honest on the air,,this is not a game. Please Mr. Colms, realize the Gravity of your position. It’s sad,very sad,,,Sincerely,Mrs.Markiemarie

 

JESUS I TRUST IN YOU !


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Love Will Keep Us Together

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

From: Bobby
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Nobama


Alan,
If Obama loses do you think he will disappear from the big picture.
If he does….please….will you do the same.
Thank you,


Bobby

From: Pat
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I can’t believe


I can’t believe you are to the left of Pat Caddell? Your comments tonight about partial birth abortion and after birth abortion. You have to be one of the most evil people alive today. I have disagreed with you in the past, but this was the worst. I was born in 1951 and was put up for adoption, I assume you are against that, had abortion been cheap and legal I might not even be here. My mother had the common sense to turn me over to Catholic Charities, for adoption. I guess you would be against Catholic Charities because you are a Jew. I still can’t believe you are more left then you guest Pat.


From: Alan
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 11:43 PM
To: Pat
Subject: RE: I can’t believe


Your parents had the right to make a choice, and that’s the way it should be. And, for your information, I give to Catholic Charities.


From: Jim
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 10:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tonight’s Program


Alan,

You have finally completely DISGUSTED me with your phony defense of tonight’s discussion of Obama’s vote in the Illinois Senate to KILL a baby after it has been born. When Ann tried to explain the vote you shouted her down. You will always defend anything a Democrat will do no matter how heinous.

The Democrats are a party of killing babies and old people. Life has no value to you or the Democrats.

Finally why can’t you and your guests take turns talking instead of all talking at the same time. If it was not for Shawn I would never watch your program. There is a good reason why your radio show is a complete failure. You are actually worse than Greta. But at least she does not advocate killing babies like you.

You are just a complete jerk but fortunately you are the junior partner of Hannity & Clones. If I was not sending this from my computer I would tell you what I really think of you.

Jim

From: RD
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 11:22 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU ARE


You are the dumbest, and biggest piece of SHIT on any TV channel…..and you got the worst looking hair ( or wig)

RD


From: Meaghan
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 1:07 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Abortion rights

 

Ann [Coulter] seems to be very passionate about what happens to a fetus during life stages. Maybe she could educate myself, a labor and delivery nurse, about what exactly occurs during the ‘fourth trimester’ and the rights of the child at that time. If she could get back to me soon I will be watching the fifth quarter of the men’s Olympic basketball game this evening.

Meaghan

From: Jim
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 6:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes off camera pouting

 

Hey Colmes,

You look as if you are either about to cry or vomit as we get to know the “real Oblahma”.

It is highly irresponsible to just BLINDLY follow a candidate simply based on party.

Oblahma will destroy this country and you know it.

Jim


From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:47 PM
To: Jim
Subject: RE: Colmes off camera pouting


He can’t….Bush already did that.


From: Mark
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject:


Everybody in America could tell you were wanting to jump all over Pastor Rick Warren when he was on Sean’s show in which you were there. You wanted to disrespect the man so bad you were almost foaming at the mouth. This is typical behavior of a liberal. Afterall Americans know liberals cannot stand religion and religious people. You’re pathetic, and fox would do well to get rid of you. You are extremely rude to the Americans Sean has on the show. By the way in case you have not noticed to me as well as Americans do not think liberals are Americans.

From: Jodie
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Obama

Colmes,

Why don’t you quit this job at Fox and go to work for Obama so you can be closer to kiss his ass every time he moves.


From: Jim
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Botched Abortion.


Alan,


You and Bob Beckel are absolutely DISGUSTING. You do what all liberals do when you are wrong. You SCREAM and SHOUT at your opponent so they can’t talk. You would support Pot Pol or any of the other world dictator and murderers if they were Democrats. You make me sick to my stomach. Both of you are a disgrace to the human race.

Sean, I’m sorry I can’t watch your program anymore. Your co-host is a pig.


From: Bob
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:54 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Pro-Choise is defined as the murder of innocent life

Hey DumbAss’
You need to know that Abortion at any stage is the murder of an innocent life that began at conception. Hussein Obama is guilty of lying about his vote on the late term Abortion bill as a legislator in Illinois and he is getting his butte kicked now because of him being a liar. That is what all liberals do best though open their mouth and feed the public with lies. That is why nothing but bullshit comkes out of your mouth everytime you open your mouth!


From: myos
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

are you an odd person?

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:30 AM
To: Myos
Subject: RE:


No, I’m an even person


From: JL
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: late term abortion


I think scum sucking worthless fucking asshole prick Colmes should be aborted the same way the babies born are treated, suck his liberal brains out and call it a day like they do with the babies, they are innocent he is not and should know better


From: Mary
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Once again………..


Alan,

Once again you made a complete ass of yourself tonight by trying to deny that not providing medical care for an aborted fetus born alive is infanticide. NEWS FLASH…………..NOT RESUSCITATING A NEWBORN WITH A HEARTBEAT OR RESPIRATORY EFFORT CONSTITUTES INFANTICIDE. If the child is born alive, it no longer matters that its mother doesn’t want it. It now becomes a human being entitled to protection from all harm. Failing to resuscitate is very harmful. Get it?

Again, you are an amoral moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mary


From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:46 AM
To: Mary
Subject: RE: Once again………..


I never said anything of the kind. I said the bill Obama didn’t support was superfluous, as there were already protections in place for victims of botched abortions


From: Joseph
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:26 AM
To: Alan
Subject: What Are You???

Alan,


You seem like a decent guy. What messed you up in life? Did your dad beat you in that you are trying to hurt all Americans? Did you ever hear yourself talk? You cannot actually believe the things you say. Don’t you have any respect for every military person whom gave his/her life to get America to this point? They are the only reason you are even permitted to speak this nonsense. Just think, if people like yourself had their way in the past, we would be speaking French and Hitler would have ruled the world. Debate is healthy but this ludicrous socialistic far out liberal values have no place in a country founded under God and delivered by many lives.


Respectfully Yours,
Joseph


I Can’t Open Your Eyes

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

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From: Rob
Date: August 12, 2008 9:45:33 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Abortion

alan,it is a real shame since you radicals/marxists believe in murdering/aborting children, that your parents didn’t decide to abort you…Just think we would now have one less left wing loonie that hates America and believes in Karl Marx’s income redistribution to punish those who wish to make something of themselves ,steal their money and give it to the lazy lumps who dont wish to work,want free handouts and want to live on others like leeches. And you think that this is fair??? To punish those who want to better themselves and tax them out of what they worked so hard to earn???? just to give it to the lazy who want a free handout. Since you believe in this maybe we should tax you out of every dollar that you earn and confiscate your home and car for redistribution to some lazy ghetto bum…Would that make you happy??? By the way,you could pay my taxes as well,since you believe in giving out FREE handouts…no doubt you are a total left wing radical jackass!!!

From: Alan
Date: August 14, 2008 11:03:29 AM EDT
To: Rob
Subject: Re: Abortion

You wish I had been aborted. Good to know you’re pro-choice, then.

From: Gene
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your sex slime on McCain

I was disappointed that you bought up a 30 year old “alleged” affair of John McCain. You don’t know if the wife stayed true to McCain while he was gone for 5 years in a Prison Camp. You don’t know what problems they had when he came back home. I have seen people not war prisoners come back from war that was so maladjusted that they divorced. Don’t go there again!

Gene

From: Darrell
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You and Newt

You make your feeble attempt to match your knowledge with Newt’s, you are wasting your time. He has MORE knowledge in his little finger than you have in your ENTIRE STUPID BODY!!!!!!!

Go to the dictionary and find “stupid” or “dumb”. There is YOUR picture for BOTH!!!!!

Darrell

From: Carlton
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 2008 Politics

Alan:

I am not sure if your questions and reponses each evening on Hannity and Colmes are just an act or you really believe your own stupid statements; if so you’ve got one messed mind. Only irrational people think like you. Of course you never learn because you never shut your mouth and open your ears long enough to learn anything and therefore you continue to perpetuate inaccurate information even in the face of the facts.

C

From: ray
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:36 PM
To: Alan
Subject: New Hair Color

Colmes,

You look awesome with your new black tresses. Just like a “spade.” You miserable puke. Tonight, your tone reminded me of Jessie Jackson when he was caught saying “I’d like to cut off his nuts.”

WAKE UP you schmuck!!!

From: Grace
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Why?

I listen to you most every night, and I have yet to hear you say WHY you are a liberal. I’d like to hear you say
I am a liberal because:

Some suggestions of things you could say?

because I like the idea of having a military free country with no protection for its citizens (an Obama plan)

because I like taking hard earned money away from people and giving it to people who are not willing (but are able) to work

because I like the idea of socialistic medical facilities

because I want higher taxes (it’s for everyone that he advocates this measure NOT just the wealthiest Americans)

because I think ‘the government’ should pay for people’s houses

because I believe that ‘the government’ should pay everyone’s way through college

because ????

I have no idea why anyone would want to be a liberal, so I have no more suggestions.

Just in case you wondered, I personally am terrified that he will get elected and I will have nothing left of the money that I have
put away for retirement, and I am 70 years old, and will have NO recourse once he takes it all away from me to give to someone else who hasn’t done one thing to earn it, or deserve it.

(by the way, I am all for helping people who for whatever reason are unable to work and support themselves…it’s those who refuse to do anything and just wait for handouts.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:43 PM
To: Grace
Subject: RE: Why?

Yes, Grace, I want the government to take all our money, turn the country over to terrorists and, don’t forget, kill babies even after they’re born. Also I want to help all those pukes who hate to work and want to live on my dime. Thank you for your kind note.

From: Karen
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:38 PM
To: Alan
Subject: A simple request

Dear Alan Colmes:
My husband and I are faithful viewers of your program. We thoroughly enjoy your program and appreciate the back and forth banter. However, I have a simple request to make of you: before you go on the air each night, will you please make sure your tie is straight? Perhaps you tie your tie to the left to signify your political position, but not a night goes by that my husband does not comment about how terrible it looks.
Thanks for your help- this small thing may keep me from killing my husband and then becoming a topic of discussion on your show. (lol)

Sincerely,
Karen

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:48 PM
To: Karen
Subject: RE: A simple request

Karen,

Actually, my tie is straight. It’s my shirt that’s crooked. As a liberal, I am only for killing of babies in the womb, so I don’t want you to kill your husband. I will do what I can to help.

From: KC
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: “Payback is a bitch”

Alan,

I’m not even going to address you “Mr. Colmes”….you are way beneath that title. Your comment to Sean, “Payback is a bitch” is way out of line. Every night you give me more reason to dislike you more and more.

KC

From: LO
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Pay back’s a Bitch!!

Aloha,Alan,

Pay back’s a Bitch!! No your the BITCH.Your passive aggressive.Let’s start a pool on how long your marriage is gonna last.Passive aggressive is bad.

Good luck in court!!

LO

From: ray
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: watch the show so i can show my children the difference between right and wrong

alan is always wrong, rude, and anti America.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:56 PM
To: Ray
Subject: RE: watch the show so i can show my children the difference between right and wrong

Congratulations on your terrific parenting skills.

Alan

From: Deno
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 1:56 PM
To: Alan
Subject: obama

Dear Al; Why don’t you stop sucking obama’s dick for a second and WAKE THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Don
Sent: Thu, August 14, 2008 10:01 pm
To: Alan
Subject: YOU

There’s no doubt in my mind that as a growing youngster, young adult and now, you have zero (real) friends. You are the most arrogant and annoying human being I have ever had the displeasure to be exposed to. Thank technology for the mute button. I wish I could cover your face at the
same time.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 11:32 PM
To: Don
Subject: RE: YOU

Thank technology for the delete button.

From: Gary
Sent: Thu, August 14, 2008 4:52 pm
To: Alan
Subject: Red White and Liberal

Alan,

I needed something to read at the beach while in Myrtle Beach a couple weeks ago. Found your book at an outlet mall for $3.99. I lost my earplugs on the beach – wish it had been your book instead.

yours truly,

Gary

P.S. I did get as far as page 166 before the nausea overwhelmed me.

From: Joseph
Sent: Fri, August 15, 2008 9:33 pm
To: Alan
Subject: sean

It is clear to everyone, the only reason you are on fox is because of sean…. doesn’t it bother you that you cant survive w/o him? You are a true liberal, you NEVER answer a question. What a coward! Your radio show is on so late for a reason, It really sucks!! Fairness doctrine, you need
one to hear your views? you should be embarrassed! either you are listened to or not! You are not, hence the late night talk and a fairness doctrine. Lets face it , your so called fans “do not tune in” liberal radio has failed, move on! FAIRNESS DOCTRINE? How about rating doctrines.
You cant make the cut!

Feel The Love

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

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From: Jonathan
Sent: Monday, August 11, 2008 10:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: border

Good thing you talk well because your the goofiest looking guy I’ve ever seen!

From: jose
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:34 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

The Fox Network is basically for conservative viewers who are interested in the truth,not for those liberal radicals from the left. You definitely do not belong with that network. You belong with WSNBC or CNN.Move on.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:54 PM
To: Jose
Subject: RE:

I see, so you only want to see your own views represented?

From: Bob
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU are a freaking Alien!!

Look at yourself you are so freaking weird looking. Slowly you are becoming the son of the devil…your opinions, your ideals are all going to be a great judgement against you. I hope you enjoy this life because hell is waiting on you freak.

From: Margie
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: help

I can not believe you are so stupid – that you won’t even listen – when someone tries to warn you about the danger of Obama. Are you so willing to sell our country down the drain just to get a Democrat in power. If this man gets elected you will get all you deserve. Surely there is some other liberal that Fox could have in your place.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:19 PM
To: Margie
Subject: RE: help

So Fox should put on only those liberals who don’t support Obama? There should not be a pro-Obama view on Fox?

From: Tim
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:24 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Left eyebrow

Get your left eyebrow fixed, Alan. You look like a cartoon character.

From: Wayne
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Are you an atheist?

Just wanted to know.

Please reply
Wayne

From: Jeanine
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:47 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your reporting

Alan,

I can not stand your comments, your opinions, your attitude towards your republican guests.

I tried to listen to your radio show (on Sirius) and hate what you say, just as much.

You are SO unappealing, it’s sad. Furthermore, as a Jewish man, you have never stood for any Jewish causes. Pathetic.

You are my least favorite TV personality.

From: Janice
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:00 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Program tonight 8/12/08

How did someone with such a Dense mind as yours ever make a TV host. A mistake on your networks’s part I am sure. NO–You just like to argue.

Janice

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:04 PM
To: Janice
Subject: RE: Program tonight 8/12/08

No I don’t.

From: Janice
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 5:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Program tonight 8/12/08

YES YOU DO

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 8:16 PM
To: Janice
Subject: RE: Program tonight 8/12/08

No I don’t.

From: DG
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:07 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You don’t get it

How can you be so stupid? Get you head out of your butt! You are unbeleivable. So dumb.

You are lucky they let you on the air.

From: Kay
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You owe us all, but certainly Sean ,an apology for the shameful things you said and your actions tonight.

You can dish it out, ALAN, but YOU can’t take it. I’ll be glad to see you leave. Sean doesn’t need you and the audience doesn’t need you.

Did no one teach you not to be rude and get right in someone’s face and keep interrupting????? I guess not. You are a disgrace. Get out of tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


For I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord.
They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you
a future and a hope.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:44 PM
To: Kay
Subject: RE: YOu owe us all, but certainly Sean ,an apology for the shameful things you said and your actions tonight.

It’s interesting, Kay, that you write such a hateful email to me, followed by such a beautiful quote from the Lord.

From: Kay
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: YOu owe us all, but certainly Sean ,an apology for the shameful things you said and your actions tonight.

I wish you would read the verse again and come to know the Lord. He doesn’t promise a life free of problems or people that you don’t like when they lie. You aren’t fair and balanced like Sean… Have you ever read the Bible about the Anti-Christ”?

From: JW
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 12:23 AM
To: Alan
Subject: What will you be doing?

You go from a lying Vet to a Nigger lover. What are you going to do when you face your maker? Oh yeah, that would be Satan, so I guess that you will still be lying.

…even while you are burning and screaming.

Remember, Colmes, this will be for eternity and while you will be all alone in your suffering. There aren’t political parties in hell. Nobody will hear your screams of agony.

From: Greg
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 5:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You’re fired!

If I could, you’d be fired for the comments made last night! Maybe you should be locked in an NVA prison, starved, tortured, and denied proper health care! And the thing is, you wouldn’t know from day to day if you were going to live or not to see the sunset that night or the sunrise the next day. And be held where you can’t speak the language. You are such a wimp, you couldn’t last 1 day. You should be ashamed of yourself. I DEMAND AN APOLOGY on the show tonight from you to Sen. McCain and the other Veterans of the Vietnam War and the other P.O.W.s. You insulted more people than you can imagine. If I don’t hear an apology tonight, I will contact Fox News Channel and begin a petition for your dismissal. Your choice! This is not an idle threat. I will see to it you are removed if I don’t hear an apology. Just think how many veterans and former P.O.W.s there are.

Making You Bananas

Friday, August 8th, 2008

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From: Manny
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hair Color

Alan where do you get the coloring for your hair ?

It looks like total crap………………

Manny

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 11:34 PM
To: Manny
Subject: RE: Hair Color

Crayola.

From: Paul
Sent: Aug 5, 2008 1:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject; Liberal
Your a fucking disgrace – and a homosexual fagot!

From: Alan
Sent: August 6, 2008 12:14:17 PM EDT
To: Paul
Subject: Re: Liberal

Paul,

Thank you for clarifying what kind of “fagot” I am. If you’re going to write slurs to complete strangers, at least learn how to spell them properly.
Also it’s “you’re”, not “your”.

Best Wishes,
Alan

From: Paul
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 4:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Liberal

Mr. Colmes,

Sorry for the incorrect spelling, however, I did get “liberal” correct. I should have said “flaming liberal”. You’re ideas concerning the direction that this country should take are so beyond mainstream – they are frightening.

I would be interested in getting your opinion on why we haven’t been attacked once since 9/11. I wonder if the Bush Administration has had anything to do with that success. You stand up for every group and individual that hates this country, and even someone who says “I have never been proud of the country”. If I could ask her one question, I would ask if she was proud of this country on 9/11 and the hero’s we lost.Sure we have problems, and we aren’t perfect, but shame on her and her husband.

I quite frankly don’t know how Sean works with you.

From: Ralph
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 6:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: slime

It’s beyond belief how you interrupt your guests with that sarcastic grin But then again it’s par for some like ,that was raised in a sewer, What a sleazy slime ball you are !!!!

Ralph

From: Steve
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 12:32 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

Hannity is GREAT

UR an ASS

I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR ALL YOUR STUPID LIBERAL PROGRAMS – IF YOU WANT TO PAY FOR THE LOSERS IN LIFE – GO AHEAD – BUT DON’T ASK ME

I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR SS & MEDICAL FOR ALL THE ILLEGAL MEXICAN ALIENS EITHER. THEY SHOULD ALL BE SENT HOME (OR EXECUTED).

SEND ALL OF THE LAW BREAKERS HOME – FOR GOOD.

STEVE

From: “Eliza
Date: August 7, 2008 11:54:54 AM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Why?

Dear Alan,

I think you’re spending too much time around electronic equipment and not enough around plants and animals. Take a break if you can. Then take a slow walk somewhere nice.

Love,
God

From: Phil
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Loser

I believe you would defend the democratic nominee, whoever it might be in any year, no matter how bad his proposed policy may be. Talk about blind loyalty. Colmes, you really come across as shallow and weak when trying to defend Obama. I suggest you seriously review some of your TV shows and maybe you’ll realize how foolhardy and nonsensical you appear. Much of the time you are transparant to the extent that it is obvious that even you don’t believe most of the comments you make in supportof Obama. If you were not so sarcastic, I could actually like you.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:52 PM
To: Phil
Subject: RE: Loser

Phil,

Your accusation that I would support anyone who’s a Democrat simply because I support Obama doesn’t wash.
I actually like Obama and his policies and believe they are better for America than those of John McCain. That’s why I’m supporting him. And I suppose the millions of other Americans who agree with me are also foolhardy and nonsensical.

Alan

From: Phil
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 8:11 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Loser

Yes they are because the news media has created a rock star and most of his supporters are of either his race or of the younger set. By the time someone reaches your age, most will have grown up and matured thereby recognizing that liberal ideology is bad for our country. I do not understand that all of you liberals who have prospered ( and I’m glad for you) have done so due to this country’s capitalistic economic structure; yet support a candidate who wants to move this country toward socialism. Just another indication that most liberals are incapable of rational thought. Have a nice week-end.

From: William
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 11:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Free loader

Well Alan,

I have heard you state that you could never be a politician, or serve in the military. In other words, you are the typical free loader. You enjoy your blessed life only because of those that have served their country. Even the Peace Corp serves this wonderful country. For a Jew, the most persecuted group of people on the planet, to feel as you do must make your brethren sick. I can think of only one word to describe you. “Smegma”.

Regards,

Bill
LCDR, USN, (retired)

From: JOSH
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 3:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: some more hate mail for you

Colmes,

Do you have a dog? I imagine that any dog you would have would be a small dog. The kind that is always getting humped by the other dogs. That just sounds like the kind of dog you would have. Poor little guy.

Go get ‘em Bonnie

From: JE
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 10:06 PM
To: Alan
Subject: aNY DAY COLMES IS NOT DEAD OR GONE FROM FOX IS A BLACK MARK ON THAT DAY

From: Robert
Date: August 7, 2008 9:53:47 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Inflate your tires

It is time for you to release the air from your head to inflate your tires. I watched Sean’s show tonight and your argument was purely idiotic. Note that I did not refer you as an idiot. I was being nice. You are just a misguided lib who happens to make millions being a talking head idiot. Have a nice day.

From: Joyce
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 12:31 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

You do, Alan, you HATE America!! I am sick and tired of your sarcasm. You should see the expression on your face and your mouth when you start in defending your party, Obama and other loser Dems. You don’t make any sense at all and you look like a snarly dog, especially your cruel mouth. Someone should let you look at a tape of your mouth! I am a 76 year-old lady, well read, computer savvy, and up to date on politics, and your attitude drives me BANANAS!!!

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 11:20 AM
To: Joyce
Subject: RE:

Dear Joyce,

How great that you are 76 and computer-savvy! Please forgive me for defending Democrats and Obama. What the heck was I thinking? Anyway, they won’t let me look at a tape of my mouth. At least, not around meal time. But bananas are good for you, so you’re welcome.

Alan