Archive for the ‘Hate Mail’ Category

Love Is In The Air

Monday, August 25th, 2008

 

 

From: Jim
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Babe

Your a Baby Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!



From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:21 PM
To: Jim
Subject: RE: Babe


Jim,


I believe you meant to say “You’re a baby Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. The use of the apostrophe in “you’re” presents the word as a contraction of the two words “you are”. In the future. please insult me with your apostrophes in their proper places.

Alan


 

From: Perry & Lisa
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You’re an angry LIBERAL

 

My family and I faithfully watch Hannity and Colmes every night, and as we do so, we notice that EVERY Democrat seated and interviewed, as well as yourself, seem to have an extremely angry attitude. We are registered Democrats but we vote for the man who is suited best for the job. Why don’t you do the same. It seems common sense would tell you and other Democrats to do the same. If there was another candidate even worse than Obama, would you continue to stand up for the Dems? This is where the Republicans outshine against your party. The Republicans are the ones with strong morals, value and character. Sean Hannity is the half of your show that has in his every breath, strong morals, great values and character. Obama will not get our votes, no matter who he picks as VP. He is the sorriest excuse for a man. How can you defend his record, night after night after night. You constantly repeat yourself as well as other Dems on your show. It is starting to get old and ridiculous. If you would read the Bible, you would change your mind about him. HIS VOTING RECORD IS WRONG. In the few years he has been a senator, his time in the Senate has been a total of 6 weeks. This is what you support? This shows your ignorance. Sitting next to Sean Hannity every night, you really need to upgrade your intelligence.

 

Perry and Lisa


 

From: Terrence
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:13 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: ALAN

 

Allen………I think I finally figured out what your problem is……..You are just intellectually STUPID…………………..Huckabee was trying to explain to you the importance of the pro-life position and you cut him off by saying something about not re-debating the Roe v. Wade issue. You are too STUPID to understand the context and content of what opponents are trying to say to you. I previously thought you just had a problem listening but now I believe you just dont WANT to hear some things. So, you are intellectually STUPID AND NARROW-MINDED. Too bad you dont realize it.



From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:15 PM
To: Terrence
Subject: RE: ALAN

Dear Terrance,


Wha?


 

From: Terrence
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: ALAN

 

It’s great that you took the time to send that nonsense. Too bad for you.


 

From: Thelma
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Baby

Allen,
When you and your wife has a child , if if something is wroung with it will you let or tell the doctors to go ahead and kill it, if so you are as bad as obama.

Thelma


 

From: Ronnie
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

 

Hey Colmes I’m usually agianst abortion for any reason BUT when I spend the time watching a good for nothing SOB like you on FOX it makes me think MAYBE it should be allowed in some cases. You should really try to seperate yourself from Hannity because when you are on with him you kinda come across as the turd in the punch bowl.


 

From: markie
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: My Soul Grieves for You

 

Mr. Colms, What is A Pregnant Mother , Pregnant with? Is she Pregnant with a Frog , then after it has passed from the thin veil from inside the Mother till outside the Mother,,,then POOF!! It’s a Baby. You Defense of Child Murder is Indefensible. You can’t really believe what you say,,you must be saying those things just to play the (Devils) advocate. If you believe what you’ve said defending Mr. Obama’s Infanticide Mentality,,well I think you have a very dark and Lonely Soul. I’m asking God to have mercy on your heart. Please search your heart and be Honest on the air,,this is not a game. Please Mr. Colms, realize the Gravity of your position. It’s sad,very sad,,,Sincerely,Mrs.Markiemarie

 

JESUS I TRUST IN YOU !


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Love Will Keep Us Together

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

From: Bobby
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Nobama


Alan,
If Obama loses do you think he will disappear from the big picture.
If he does….please….will you do the same.
Thank you,


Bobby

From: Pat
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I can’t believe


I can’t believe you are to the left of Pat Caddell? Your comments tonight about partial birth abortion and after birth abortion. You have to be one of the most evil people alive today. I have disagreed with you in the past, but this was the worst. I was born in 1951 and was put up for adoption, I assume you are against that, had abortion been cheap and legal I might not even be here. My mother had the common sense to turn me over to Catholic Charities, for adoption. I guess you would be against Catholic Charities because you are a Jew. I still can’t believe you are more left then you guest Pat.


From: Alan
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 11:43 PM
To: Pat
Subject: RE: I can’t believe


Your parents had the right to make a choice, and that’s the way it should be. And, for your information, I give to Catholic Charities.


From: Jim
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 10:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tonight’s Program


Alan,

You have finally completely DISGUSTED me with your phony defense of tonight’s discussion of Obama’s vote in the Illinois Senate to KILL a baby after it has been born. When Ann tried to explain the vote you shouted her down. You will always defend anything a Democrat will do no matter how heinous.

The Democrats are a party of killing babies and old people. Life has no value to you or the Democrats.

Finally why can’t you and your guests take turns talking instead of all talking at the same time. If it was not for Shawn I would never watch your program. There is a good reason why your radio show is a complete failure. You are actually worse than Greta. But at least she does not advocate killing babies like you.

You are just a complete jerk but fortunately you are the junior partner of Hannity & Clones. If I was not sending this from my computer I would tell you what I really think of you.

Jim

From: RD
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 11:22 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU ARE


You are the dumbest, and biggest piece of SHIT on any TV channel…..and you got the worst looking hair ( or wig)

RD


From: Meaghan
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 1:07 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Abortion rights

 

Ann [Coulter] seems to be very passionate about what happens to a fetus during life stages. Maybe she could educate myself, a labor and delivery nurse, about what exactly occurs during the ‘fourth trimester’ and the rights of the child at that time. If she could get back to me soon I will be watching the fifth quarter of the men’s Olympic basketball game this evening.

Meaghan

From: Jim
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 6:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes off camera pouting

 

Hey Colmes,

You look as if you are either about to cry or vomit as we get to know the “real Oblahma”.

It is highly irresponsible to just BLINDLY follow a candidate simply based on party.

Oblahma will destroy this country and you know it.

Jim


From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:47 PM
To: Jim
Subject: RE: Colmes off camera pouting


He can’t….Bush already did that.


From: Mark
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject:


Everybody in America could tell you were wanting to jump all over Pastor Rick Warren when he was on Sean’s show in which you were there. You wanted to disrespect the man so bad you were almost foaming at the mouth. This is typical behavior of a liberal. Afterall Americans know liberals cannot stand religion and religious people. You’re pathetic, and fox would do well to get rid of you. You are extremely rude to the Americans Sean has on the show. By the way in case you have not noticed to me as well as Americans do not think liberals are Americans.

From: Jodie
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Obama

Colmes,

Why don’t you quit this job at Fox and go to work for Obama so you can be closer to kiss his ass every time he moves.


From: Jim
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Botched Abortion.


Alan,


You and Bob Beckel are absolutely DISGUSTING. You do what all liberals do when you are wrong. You SCREAM and SHOUT at your opponent so they can’t talk. You would support Pot Pol or any of the other world dictator and murderers if they were Democrats. You make me sick to my stomach. Both of you are a disgrace to the human race.

Sean, I’m sorry I can’t watch your program anymore. Your co-host is a pig.


From: Bob
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:54 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Pro-Choise is defined as the murder of innocent life

Hey DumbAss’
You need to know that Abortion at any stage is the murder of an innocent life that began at conception. Hussein Obama is guilty of lying about his vote on the late term Abortion bill as a legislator in Illinois and he is getting his butte kicked now because of him being a liar. That is what all liberals do best though open their mouth and feed the public with lies. That is why nothing but bullshit comkes out of your mouth everytime you open your mouth!


From: myos
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

are you an odd person?

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:30 AM
To: Myos
Subject: RE:


No, I’m an even person


From: JL
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: late term abortion


I think scum sucking worthless fucking asshole prick Colmes should be aborted the same way the babies born are treated, suck his liberal brains out and call it a day like they do with the babies, they are innocent he is not and should know better


From: Mary
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Once again………..


Alan,

Once again you made a complete ass of yourself tonight by trying to deny that not providing medical care for an aborted fetus born alive is infanticide. NEWS FLASH…………..NOT RESUSCITATING A NEWBORN WITH A HEARTBEAT OR RESPIRATORY EFFORT CONSTITUTES INFANTICIDE. If the child is born alive, it no longer matters that its mother doesn’t want it. It now becomes a human being entitled to protection from all harm. Failing to resuscitate is very harmful. Get it?

Again, you are an amoral moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mary


From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:46 AM
To: Mary
Subject: RE: Once again………..


I never said anything of the kind. I said the bill Obama didn’t support was superfluous, as there were already protections in place for victims of botched abortions


From: Joseph
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:26 AM
To: Alan
Subject: What Are You???

Alan,


You seem like a decent guy. What messed you up in life? Did your dad beat you in that you are trying to hurt all Americans? Did you ever hear yourself talk? You cannot actually believe the things you say. Don’t you have any respect for every military person whom gave his/her life to get America to this point? They are the only reason you are even permitted to speak this nonsense. Just think, if people like yourself had their way in the past, we would be speaking French and Hitler would have ruled the world. Debate is healthy but this ludicrous socialistic far out liberal values have no place in a country founded under God and delivered by many lives.


Respectfully Yours,
Joseph


I Can’t Open Your Eyes

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

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From: Rob
Date: August 12, 2008 9:45:33 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Abortion

alan,it is a real shame since you radicals/marxists believe in murdering/aborting children, that your parents didn’t decide to abort you…Just think we would now have one less left wing loonie that hates America and believes in Karl Marx’s income redistribution to punish those who wish to make something of themselves ,steal their money and give it to the lazy lumps who dont wish to work,want free handouts and want to live on others like leeches. And you think that this is fair??? To punish those who want to better themselves and tax them out of what they worked so hard to earn???? just to give it to the lazy who want a free handout. Since you believe in this maybe we should tax you out of every dollar that you earn and confiscate your home and car for redistribution to some lazy ghetto bum…Would that make you happy??? By the way,you could pay my taxes as well,since you believe in giving out FREE handouts…no doubt you are a total left wing radical jackass!!!

From: Alan
Date: August 14, 2008 11:03:29 AM EDT
To: Rob
Subject: Re: Abortion

You wish I had been aborted. Good to know you’re pro-choice, then.

From: Gene
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your sex slime on McCain

I was disappointed that you bought up a 30 year old “alleged” affair of John McCain. You don’t know if the wife stayed true to McCain while he was gone for 5 years in a Prison Camp. You don’t know what problems they had when he came back home. I have seen people not war prisoners come back from war that was so maladjusted that they divorced. Don’t go there again!

Gene

From: Darrell
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You and Newt

You make your feeble attempt to match your knowledge with Newt’s, you are wasting your time. He has MORE knowledge in his little finger than you have in your ENTIRE STUPID BODY!!!!!!!

Go to the dictionary and find “stupid” or “dumb”. There is YOUR picture for BOTH!!!!!

Darrell

From: Carlton
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 2008 Politics

Alan:

I am not sure if your questions and reponses each evening on Hannity and Colmes are just an act or you really believe your own stupid statements; if so you’ve got one messed mind. Only irrational people think like you. Of course you never learn because you never shut your mouth and open your ears long enough to learn anything and therefore you continue to perpetuate inaccurate information even in the face of the facts.

C

From: ray
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:36 PM
To: Alan
Subject: New Hair Color

Colmes,

You look awesome with your new black tresses. Just like a “spade.” You miserable puke. Tonight, your tone reminded me of Jessie Jackson when he was caught saying “I’d like to cut off his nuts.”

WAKE UP you schmuck!!!

From: Grace
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Why?

I listen to you most every night, and I have yet to hear you say WHY you are a liberal. I’d like to hear you say
I am a liberal because:

Some suggestions of things you could say?

because I like the idea of having a military free country with no protection for its citizens (an Obama plan)

because I like taking hard earned money away from people and giving it to people who are not willing (but are able) to work

because I like the idea of socialistic medical facilities

because I want higher taxes (it’s for everyone that he advocates this measure NOT just the wealthiest Americans)

because I think ‘the government’ should pay for people’s houses

because I believe that ‘the government’ should pay everyone’s way through college

because ????

I have no idea why anyone would want to be a liberal, so I have no more suggestions.

Just in case you wondered, I personally am terrified that he will get elected and I will have nothing left of the money that I have
put away for retirement, and I am 70 years old, and will have NO recourse once he takes it all away from me to give to someone else who hasn’t done one thing to earn it, or deserve it.

(by the way, I am all for helping people who for whatever reason are unable to work and support themselves…it’s those who refuse to do anything and just wait for handouts.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:43 PM
To: Grace
Subject: RE: Why?

Yes, Grace, I want the government to take all our money, turn the country over to terrorists and, don’t forget, kill babies even after they’re born. Also I want to help all those pukes who hate to work and want to live on my dime. Thank you for your kind note.

From: Karen
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:38 PM
To: Alan
Subject: A simple request

Dear Alan Colmes:
My husband and I are faithful viewers of your program. We thoroughly enjoy your program and appreciate the back and forth banter. However, I have a simple request to make of you: before you go on the air each night, will you please make sure your tie is straight? Perhaps you tie your tie to the left to signify your political position, but not a night goes by that my husband does not comment about how terrible it looks.
Thanks for your help- this small thing may keep me from killing my husband and then becoming a topic of discussion on your show. (lol)

Sincerely,
Karen

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:48 PM
To: Karen
Subject: RE: A simple request

Karen,

Actually, my tie is straight. It’s my shirt that’s crooked. As a liberal, I am only for killing of babies in the womb, so I don’t want you to kill your husband. I will do what I can to help.

From: KC
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: “Payback is a bitch”

Alan,

I’m not even going to address you “Mr. Colmes”….you are way beneath that title. Your comment to Sean, “Payback is a bitch” is way out of line. Every night you give me more reason to dislike you more and more.

KC

From: LO
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Pay back’s a Bitch!!

Aloha,Alan,

Pay back’s a Bitch!! No your the BITCH.Your passive aggressive.Let’s start a pool on how long your marriage is gonna last.Passive aggressive is bad.

Good luck in court!!

LO

From: ray
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: watch the show so i can show my children the difference between right and wrong

alan is always wrong, rude, and anti America.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:56 PM
To: Ray
Subject: RE: watch the show so i can show my children the difference between right and wrong

Congratulations on your terrific parenting skills.

Alan

From: Deno
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 1:56 PM
To: Alan
Subject: obama

Dear Al; Why don’t you stop sucking obama’s dick for a second and WAKE THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Don
Sent: Thu, August 14, 2008 10:01 pm
To: Alan
Subject: YOU

There’s no doubt in my mind that as a growing youngster, young adult and now, you have zero (real) friends. You are the most arrogant and annoying human being I have ever had the displeasure to be exposed to. Thank technology for the mute button. I wish I could cover your face at the
same time.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 11:32 PM
To: Don
Subject: RE: YOU

Thank technology for the delete button.

From: Gary
Sent: Thu, August 14, 2008 4:52 pm
To: Alan
Subject: Red White and Liberal

Alan,

I needed something to read at the beach while in Myrtle Beach a couple weeks ago. Found your book at an outlet mall for $3.99. I lost my earplugs on the beach – wish it had been your book instead.

yours truly,

Gary

P.S. I did get as far as page 166 before the nausea overwhelmed me.

From: Joseph
Sent: Fri, August 15, 2008 9:33 pm
To: Alan
Subject: sean

It is clear to everyone, the only reason you are on fox is because of sean…. doesn’t it bother you that you cant survive w/o him? You are a true liberal, you NEVER answer a question. What a coward! Your radio show is on so late for a reason, It really sucks!! Fairness doctrine, you need
one to hear your views? you should be embarrassed! either you are listened to or not! You are not, hence the late night talk and a fairness doctrine. Lets face it , your so called fans “do not tune in” liberal radio has failed, move on! FAIRNESS DOCTRINE? How about rating doctrines.
You cant make the cut!

Feel The Love

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

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From: Jonathan
Sent: Monday, August 11, 2008 10:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: border

Good thing you talk well because your the goofiest looking guy I’ve ever seen!

From: jose
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:34 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

The Fox Network is basically for conservative viewers who are interested in the truth,not for those liberal radicals from the left. You definitely do not belong with that network. You belong with WSNBC or CNN.Move on.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:54 PM
To: Jose
Subject: RE:

I see, so you only want to see your own views represented?

From: Bob
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU are a freaking Alien!!

Look at yourself you are so freaking weird looking. Slowly you are becoming the son of the devil…your opinions, your ideals are all going to be a great judgement against you. I hope you enjoy this life because hell is waiting on you freak.

From: Margie
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: help

I can not believe you are so stupid – that you won’t even listen – when someone tries to warn you about the danger of Obama. Are you so willing to sell our country down the drain just to get a Democrat in power. If this man gets elected you will get all you deserve. Surely there is some other liberal that Fox could have in your place.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:19 PM
To: Margie
Subject: RE: help

So Fox should put on only those liberals who don’t support Obama? There should not be a pro-Obama view on Fox?

From: Tim
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:24 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Left eyebrow

Get your left eyebrow fixed, Alan. You look like a cartoon character.

From: Wayne
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Are you an atheist?

Just wanted to know.

Please reply
Wayne

From: Jeanine
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:47 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your reporting

Alan,

I can not stand your comments, your opinions, your attitude towards your republican guests.

I tried to listen to your radio show (on Sirius) and hate what you say, just as much.

You are SO unappealing, it’s sad. Furthermore, as a Jewish man, you have never stood for any Jewish causes. Pathetic.

You are my least favorite TV personality.

From: Janice
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:00 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Program tonight 8/12/08

How did someone with such a Dense mind as yours ever make a TV host. A mistake on your networks’s part I am sure. NO–You just like to argue.

Janice

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:04 PM
To: Janice
Subject: RE: Program tonight 8/12/08

No I don’t.

From: Janice
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 5:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Program tonight 8/12/08

YES YOU DO

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 8:16 PM
To: Janice
Subject: RE: Program tonight 8/12/08

No I don’t.

From: DG
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:07 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You don’t get it

How can you be so stupid? Get you head out of your butt! You are unbeleivable. So dumb.

You are lucky they let you on the air.

From: Kay
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You owe us all, but certainly Sean ,an apology for the shameful things you said and your actions tonight.

You can dish it out, ALAN, but YOU can’t take it. I’ll be glad to see you leave. Sean doesn’t need you and the audience doesn’t need you.

Did no one teach you not to be rude and get right in someone’s face and keep interrupting????? I guess not. You are a disgrace. Get out of tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


For I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord.
They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you
a future and a hope.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:44 PM
To: Kay
Subject: RE: YOu owe us all, but certainly Sean ,an apology for the shameful things you said and your actions tonight.

It’s interesting, Kay, that you write such a hateful email to me, followed by such a beautiful quote from the Lord.

From: Kay
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: YOu owe us all, but certainly Sean ,an apology for the shameful things you said and your actions tonight.

I wish you would read the verse again and come to know the Lord. He doesn’t promise a life free of problems or people that you don’t like when they lie. You aren’t fair and balanced like Sean… Have you ever read the Bible about the Anti-Christ”?

From: JW
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 12:23 AM
To: Alan
Subject: What will you be doing?

You go from a lying Vet to a Nigger lover. What are you going to do when you face your maker? Oh yeah, that would be Satan, so I guess that you will still be lying.

…even while you are burning and screaming.

Remember, Colmes, this will be for eternity and while you will be all alone in your suffering. There aren’t political parties in hell. Nobody will hear your screams of agony.

From: Greg
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 5:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You’re fired!

If I could, you’d be fired for the comments made last night! Maybe you should be locked in an NVA prison, starved, tortured, and denied proper health care! And the thing is, you wouldn’t know from day to day if you were going to live or not to see the sunset that night or the sunrise the next day. And be held where you can’t speak the language. You are such a wimp, you couldn’t last 1 day. You should be ashamed of yourself. I DEMAND AN APOLOGY on the show tonight from you to Sen. McCain and the other Veterans of the Vietnam War and the other P.O.W.s. You insulted more people than you can imagine. If I don’t hear an apology tonight, I will contact Fox News Channel and begin a petition for your dismissal. Your choice! This is not an idle threat. I will see to it you are removed if I don’t hear an apology. Just think how many veterans and former P.O.W.s there are.

Making You Bananas

Friday, August 8th, 2008

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From: Manny
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hair Color

Alan where do you get the coloring for your hair ?

It looks like total crap………………

Manny

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 11:34 PM
To: Manny
Subject: RE: Hair Color

Crayola.

From: Paul
Sent: Aug 5, 2008 1:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject; Liberal
Your a fucking disgrace – and a homosexual fagot!

From: Alan
Sent: August 6, 2008 12:14:17 PM EDT
To: Paul
Subject: Re: Liberal

Paul,

Thank you for clarifying what kind of “fagot” I am. If you’re going to write slurs to complete strangers, at least learn how to spell them properly.
Also it’s “you’re”, not “your”.

Best Wishes,
Alan

From: Paul
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 4:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Liberal

Mr. Colmes,

Sorry for the incorrect spelling, however, I did get “liberal” correct. I should have said “flaming liberal”. You’re ideas concerning the direction that this country should take are so beyond mainstream – they are frightening.

I would be interested in getting your opinion on why we haven’t been attacked once since 9/11. I wonder if the Bush Administration has had anything to do with that success. You stand up for every group and individual that hates this country, and even someone who says “I have never been proud of the country”. If I could ask her one question, I would ask if she was proud of this country on 9/11 and the hero’s we lost.Sure we have problems, and we aren’t perfect, but shame on her and her husband.

I quite frankly don’t know how Sean works with you.

From: Ralph
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 6:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: slime

It’s beyond belief how you interrupt your guests with that sarcastic grin But then again it’s par for some like ,that was raised in a sewer, What a sleazy slime ball you are !!!!

Ralph

From: Steve
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 12:32 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

Hannity is GREAT

UR an ASS

I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR ALL YOUR STUPID LIBERAL PROGRAMS – IF YOU WANT TO PAY FOR THE LOSERS IN LIFE – GO AHEAD – BUT DON’T ASK ME

I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR SS & MEDICAL FOR ALL THE ILLEGAL MEXICAN ALIENS EITHER. THEY SHOULD ALL BE SENT HOME (OR EXECUTED).

SEND ALL OF THE LAW BREAKERS HOME – FOR GOOD.

STEVE

From: “Eliza
Date: August 7, 2008 11:54:54 AM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Why?

Dear Alan,

I think you’re spending too much time around electronic equipment and not enough around plants and animals. Take a break if you can. Then take a slow walk somewhere nice.

Love,
God

From: Phil
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Loser

I believe you would defend the democratic nominee, whoever it might be in any year, no matter how bad his proposed policy may be. Talk about blind loyalty. Colmes, you really come across as shallow and weak when trying to defend Obama. I suggest you seriously review some of your TV shows and maybe you’ll realize how foolhardy and nonsensical you appear. Much of the time you are transparant to the extent that it is obvious that even you don’t believe most of the comments you make in supportof Obama. If you were not so sarcastic, I could actually like you.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:52 PM
To: Phil
Subject: RE: Loser

Phil,

Your accusation that I would support anyone who’s a Democrat simply because I support Obama doesn’t wash.
I actually like Obama and his policies and believe they are better for America than those of John McCain. That’s why I’m supporting him. And I suppose the millions of other Americans who agree with me are also foolhardy and nonsensical.

Alan

From: Phil
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 8:11 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Loser

Yes they are because the news media has created a rock star and most of his supporters are of either his race or of the younger set. By the time someone reaches your age, most will have grown up and matured thereby recognizing that liberal ideology is bad for our country. I do not understand that all of you liberals who have prospered ( and I’m glad for you) have done so due to this country’s capitalistic economic structure; yet support a candidate who wants to move this country toward socialism. Just another indication that most liberals are incapable of rational thought. Have a nice week-end.

From: William
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 11:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Free loader

Well Alan,

I have heard you state that you could never be a politician, or serve in the military. In other words, you are the typical free loader. You enjoy your blessed life only because of those that have served their country. Even the Peace Corp serves this wonderful country. For a Jew, the most persecuted group of people on the planet, to feel as you do must make your brethren sick. I can think of only one word to describe you. “Smegma”.

Regards,

Bill
LCDR, USN, (retired)

From: JOSH
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 3:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: some more hate mail for you

Colmes,

Do you have a dog? I imagine that any dog you would have would be a small dog. The kind that is always getting humped by the other dogs. That just sounds like the kind of dog you would have. Poor little guy.

Go get ‘em Bonnie

From: JE
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 10:06 PM
To: Alan
Subject: aNY DAY COLMES IS NOT DEAD OR GONE FROM FOX IS A BLACK MARK ON THAT DAY

From: Robert
Date: August 7, 2008 9:53:47 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Inflate your tires

It is time for you to release the air from your head to inflate your tires. I watched Sean’s show tonight and your argument was purely idiotic. Note that I did not refer you as an idiot. I was being nice. You are just a misguided lib who happens to make millions being a talking head idiot. Have a nice day.

From: Joyce
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 12:31 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

You do, Alan, you HATE America!! I am sick and tired of your sarcasm. You should see the expression on your face and your mouth when you start in defending your party, Obama and other loser Dems. You don’t make any sense at all and you look like a snarly dog, especially your cruel mouth. Someone should let you look at a tape of your mouth! I am a 76 year-old lady, well read, computer savvy, and up to date on politics, and your attitude drives me BANANAS!!!

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 11:20 AM
To: Joyce
Subject: RE:

Dear Joyce,

How great that you are 76 and computer-savvy! Please forgive me for defending Democrats and Obama. What the heck was I thinking? Anyway, they won’t let me look at a tape of my mouth. At least, not around meal time. But bananas are good for you, so you’re welcome.

Alan

Welcome Back?

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

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From: Frank
Sent: Monday, August 04, 2008 9:45 PM
To: Alan
Subject: time table

Dear mr. Colmes. you just need to re-evaluate your lifes time table and just pull the plug. You have been of no real value for such a long time, so just end it . The Best Parting thoughts to you as you burn in Hell. frank

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, August 04, 2008 10:33 PM
To: Frank
Subject: RE: time table

Thank you for your kind thoughts. You are a great humanitarian.

From: Jack
Sent: Monday, August 04, 2008 9:56 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Bye again

Just can’t take any more of Alan tonight. Bye

Jack

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, August 04, 2008 10:50 PM
To: Jack
Subject: RE: Bye again

Thank you for our open mindedness.

From: Jay
Sent: Monday, August 04, 2008 9:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: scum of the earth

Junk yard dog you are still at it.

You argue, partially quote passages, and never let your guest David finish his answer about the corrupt Obama. That makes you scum.

Twist all the words and never let anyone finish their answer then cut them
off. Typical liberal tactic. I’d love to get you in court on any charge.

That makes you scum, not a reporter.

From: JL
Sent: Monday, August 04, 2008 10:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: HI ALAN I SEE YOU ARE BACK

I WAS HOPING YOU HAD GONE TO ANOTHER NETWORK AND LET HANNITY DO HANNITY’S AMERICA.

From: Tim
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 11:08 AM
To: Alan
Subject: welcome back?

Colmes -
Can’t say it’s great to see you’re back from vacation, with your constant interruptions, talking over your guests (mostly conservatives), and that condescending smirk I’d love to see wiped off your face.
By the way….how are things at the Kremlin?

Tim

I’m Glad You Enjoyed My Vacation

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

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From: PA
Sent: Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:58 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Vacation

Are you spending most of your time while on vacation pounding your pud mercilessly?

From: Laurette
Sent: Tuesday, July 29, 2008 11:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Well, Colmes it has been a pleasure to watch Hannity & Colmes without you. No condescending of the guests, no snide remarks, and someone who can really debate the issues.

Have you considered letting someone like Susan Estrich take your place. She is so informed on the issues and can debate an issue intelligently. It is refreshing to be able to actually find positions of guests and not hullabaloo.

So why not make your vacation permanent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Rob
Sent: Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:36 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Susan Estrich Great Host!!!

Aloha,

I think Susan Estrich would be a GREAT permanent replacement for Alan Colmes.She doesn’t rudley interrupt like colmes does when he doesn’t like what he’s hearing,she isn’t passive aggressive like Colmes and she doesn’t try to sneak in a last second negative comment that the guest has no chance to reply to.I wonder how long Mr.Colmes marriage will last??Oh,and the best part she’s fair and she’s not a whiny little baby and she’s smart.
She’d be great!!!

From: Bill
Sent: Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:48 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Vacation

I wish you would take more vacations, your show is a whole lot better when you are not there. I don’t have to change the channels every time you speak.

From: Bruce
Sent: Friday, August 01, 2008 3:36 AM
To: Alan
Subject: REPLACE ALAN COLMES

I hope Alan’s recent absense may be the precursor to his removal from the Hannity & “No-More-Colmes” Show. Sadly I am probably wrong. Prsonally he is probably a nice person. Professionally he is VERY NON-Objective and Extremely Biased. Not good for a Network that prides itself on “Fair & Balanced”. Fox News could easily find a Journalist that is Democrat but also performs Objective Reporting and is “Fair & Balanced”. REcently he said to one guest on the show something like “Oh since you do not want to answer the question you make another point”. SHOCK!!!! ALAN DOES THAT ALL THE TIME. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. How juvenile but worse unprofessional!!!!!!

Fox News should replace Alan Colmes!!!!!!!! Alan is a disgrace to the profession of journalism and the standards projected by Fox News, their professional image and their effort to conduct fair and objective reporting. He does not represent any of those criteria!!!

HE belongs on MSNBC or CNN IF he belongs anywhere. Better yet just join the Tabloid Media because that is his manner of reporting as an alleged News Person.

After years of watching this show he has digressed to an intolerable state of professionalism and credibility….

From: Wes
Sent: Sunday, July 27, 2008 4:55 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

I can’t wait for the day when Fox replaces you with someone half as stupid as you are. The show is all Hannity!

From: Susie
Sent: Saturday, July 26, 2008 6:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your appearence disgusts me!

You have a right to your opinion but the way you treat your conservative guests is appalling! You do not have

to decency to let a person even talk without interrupting. Then when you state your opinions you do not even

know what you are talking about. You are certainly ill informed.

My blood pressure goes up at just the sight of you. Not mentioning what you do to my stomach.

Lots of luck…BOZO

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, July 27, 2008 11:50 AM
To: Susie
Subject: RE: Your appearence disgusts me!

Suzie,

I am actually used as medicine for those with low blood pressure. I raise it to normal levels. Until we get national health care, this saves many Americans money on prescription drugs.

Alan

From: Flavio
Sent: Monday, July 28, 2008 2:04 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Antiamerican ?????????????????

Ok Alan so you say “you & socialist like you are not Antiamerican ” but tell Us when would you fight for the freedoms WE Have , would you tell Us where is the line in the sand that you & ” American socialist ” like you would actually fight until death if necessary to defend this great Only Bastion of Freedom in the entire World , …tell me Alan Colmes where do you really stand???????????? I hope you will read this and answer mysimple question don’t over think the answer yours
Flavio

From: John
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: An ugly American!!

You never win— Your views are sooooo far out that even left wing people don’t agree with you!!!

How do you keep your job??? You distort every issue!!!

Every time you open you big mouth, I want to throw- up!!

Get off the SHOW!!!

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 30, 2008 4:23 PM
To: John
Subject: RE: An ugly American!!

John,

I am often used as an expectorant.

Alan

Summer Lovin’

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

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From: Tess
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 10:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Unethical Behavior

Mr. Colmes:

I’ve been watching Hannity and Colmes 5 days a week and I never miss a day regardless of how busy life is.

My observation with your unethical behavior and lack of respect to your guests (especially if they are Republicans) makes my skin crawl. I hope that God would give you peace so I don’t need to mute the television whenever it’s your turn to say something of which you always at all times makes the right stuffs wrong in your views and vice-versa. Try to behave like a professional like Sean Hannity. I give my full respect to Sean for being the way he is. That’s all I can say.

Tess

From: karen
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 12:41 AM
To: Alan
Subject: disbelief

i have come to the conclusion you are just making waves to promote ratings…..no man with education can really be that ignorant…you have to be playing…or is it true that they do walk among us?

From: Winfred
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 3:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan Colmes

Alan Colmes needs to go.
This guy should not be on TV, Radio, or any other type of media.
I turn the channel each time I see or hear him on. We have way too many liberals in the media. We do not need someone, so slanted to one side, that he can’t report a story line without a bias spin. What happen to honest, truth finding “NEWS REPORTERS”?
American’s don’t need propaganda or slanted spin that we get from most NEWS Reporters and networks today.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

Please don’t let the liberal push destory our great nation.

Don’t let the hype fool you.

Winfred

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:08 PM
To: Winfred
Subject: RE: Alan Colmes

So, Winfred, if I were a conservative I could stay, but because I’m a liberal I should go?

From: Tom
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 11:46 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE:

I watched your show last night for the first time in a long time and you have not improved with age. You are still the most ill prepared debater I have ever seen. You have no command of the facts and what truth you know seems to get twisted. I will admit that you drew a bad hand in having to defend Obama and Democratic policies in general but accept the truth, embrace the facts and you will be a better man for it. Don’t go overboard and become a convert for I fear the Repubicans don’t want you, too embarrassing.

Tom

From: EW
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 5:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

well colmes, your truthfulness has not improved. you must be in agony. telling the truth must be excruiatingly painful for you. do you know that you turn red in the face when you lie? rove put you in your place. he caught you twisting the truth ang shut you up. you turned beet red. you are not even smart enough to learn from repeated attempts to look smart. you know where you go for lying? you and your buddys,mark hill,williams,henican and bob beckel. boy, thats a group that would give a truth councilor a nightmare. blather on,blather on colmes. thats the only thing you can do half right.

Later.

From: GM
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

Colmes:

You are a complete idiot. You are rude to the guests on the show. You blabber continuously, with no meaning whatsoever in what you spout. Why don’t you take some classes in manners and being courteous to people. If you think you are impressing anyone, please think again. I have not talked to one person that can stand you or your rudeness and stupidity.

From: karen
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: iran

im watching you on tv tonight talking to mr morris. you should listen to what he says and stop being a sissy mary! .why is it the dems are all ready to kiss up to iran and other countrys that keep trying to kill us? .you need to take a stand and MAN UP !.some day when your cleaning the bathrooms in iran you will think of all the times you said ,… lets talk to them , oh no not war lets talk ! …and so on … i was in the marines and sometimes talking dont get it done .!were you in the army or any other branch ? girl scouts dont count !

karen

From: Jay
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: scum of the earth

Allen you are the scum of the Earth. You try to justify, argue for every criminal, or dirty activity of the leftist Democrats, but attack like the yapping dog you are every Republican no matter what.

Yes you are the top of the food chain of media commentators.

You should be fired.

Better yet move to the Philippines or Saudi Arabia.

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 10:54 PM
To: Jay
Subject: RE: scum of the earth

I see, so I should leave the country because my views don’t mirror yours. Is it difficult seeing another point of view?
And thank you for putting me at the top of the food chain. I’m honored.

From: PL
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:41 PM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

You are not only a terrible news commentator, but a lousy human being.

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 10:55 PM
To: PL
Subject: RE: (no subject)

I see not only do you know my work, but you know me very well personally.

From: ray
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:48 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: colmes still a loser huh what a jerk

i am so tired of listening to him – he is famous only because of Sean! but i sold the problem by changing to glen beck — so when i can’t take int any longer i switch
raymond

From: Butch
Sent: Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:45:53 EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Hi Al

I don’t know how Sean puts up with you! Keep your hands on the desk instead of swinging them around and back and forth [I knew you were Jewish, long before you told me] LISTEN to guests, THINK, READ, and stop cutting everybody
off. Thank God we have mute and fast forward, otherwise, we wouldn’t even watch H&C, we never touch the remote during Hannity’s America!You’re hair looked really nice Friday on H&C……..why don’t you just leave it alone before it all falls out???
Also, when you’re left eyebrow goes up an inch, does that mean you’re sexually excited?
Butch

PS: forward this to Hannity & O’Reilly, they’ll get a kick out of it, and you’ve graduated from first class moron to plain old boob……..remember me?


Just Gimme A Little Sign

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

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From: OF
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2008 12:16 AM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

How did you ever get on TV or radio? Other than you must have a great agent. Your such an ass.

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2008 1:27 PM
To: OF
Subject: re: For Alan

As I’ve said in the past, it was the pictures with the geese.

From: Lynn
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2008 9:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Program

Alan,

How much longer are you going to persist on Fox News? You are the biggest joke on television. You have more biases than anyone I know. I think you rival Nancy Pelosi who comes from San Francisco, so we can at least appreciate why she is the way she is.

Hang it up buddy.

From: VE
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: disgusting

you are T H E M O S T disgusting, ill-informed idiot on television today!!

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 5:48 PM
To: VE
Subject: RE: disgusting

Thank you. It is good to be number one at something.

From: jeffrey
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Wacko

Alan, you are a liberal, commie jack-ass and ANTI-AMERICAN. Go hide under you bed and let us fight against Muslim extremists. If we lose, you can learn Arabic.

Jeffrey

From: Jeff
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan, Spare us. Get off the air.

Mr. Colmes:
It is 6:05 PM here in California and I just walked out on Hannity & Colmes. Why? Because you began to speak. I can’t stand you or your voice. You are the rudest person on TV. You constantly interrupt your guests, talk over your guests and heckle them with snide comments. That behavior is more suited for a teenage jerk looking for attention, not a person who wants to be taken seriously. You were even chastised last night by both Dick Morris and your co-host. Do you actually believe that is entertainment? It is not. Do you actually believe that is incisive reporting? It is not. Do you actually believe it is a creative way to informing your audience? It is not.
But, you have reached a milestone in your career; you have become more obnoxious than Keith Olbermann and that is no small feat. Though I am not a liberal, the liberal point of view needs a more scholarly, intellectual presentation than you are capable of giving it. You are a joke. You could be replaced by a small rock and the liberal cause would be better represented. A solution… replace you with Bob Beckel.
I will continue to watch H&C, but when you speak, I will turn the volume down.
Do us all a favor GO AWAY.
Sincerely,
Jeff

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:33 PM
To: Jeff
Subject: RE: Alan, Spare us. Get off the air.

Hi Jeff,

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. Did you say something?

Alan

From: Jeff
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:40 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Alan, Spare us. Get off the air.

Alan, that is one of your many personality flaws. You are too arrogant to listen and try to improve.
Jeff

From: JERRY
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You

Read the book of Revelation. Your candidate is in it, and he is the bad guy. You are like all your ilk, though; you do not believe in either God or fair play. You prove it each time you open your mouth. Fair and balanced my eye!

From: Levi
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT JEWS WERE RELATIVELY INTELLIGENT, BUT YOU’VE PROVED THE EXCEPTION.
EVEN MY WIFE, WHO WAS RAISED A DEMOCRAT FINDS YOU DISGUSTING. IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT THE AUDIENCE TO THINK ABOUT YOU, THAN CONGRATULATION, YOU’VE SUCCEEDED BEYOND YOUR WILDEST IMAGINATION.
LEVI

From: Ray
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 11:12 AM
To: Alan
Subject: What do you believe

I watch you on tv and you are a very smug person. I also cant believe that you believe what your are saying, or is it that all left wing people are that smug. Ray

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Monday, July 21st, 2008

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From: Rene
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 6:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Alan, why don’t you move to Iran, since you love those radical Muslims who love to kill the Americans. Since started watching Hannity and Who, you were always depending the radical Muslims and those Liberal who were addicted to sex without using protection to prevent getting pregnant. However, when they get pregnant, they could think of a thousand reasons how to kill their unborn child, but not for any moment, they never think whose fault it is. Stop using my tax money to kill the unborn child. For those Americans who doesn’t this country, you are free to move to Iran.

Rene

From: Buck
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 9:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hey Goofball!

Okay, looks as if the battle in Iraq is winding down now. You can go and see it for yourself.

Five years of fighting and YOU… MISTER JOURNALIST, didn’t muss one of your quickly dwindling hairs, to travel to the war and report. But that hasn’t kept you fro running your cowardly, America-hating mouth has it? Now what fight will you disparage? Afghanistan? Isn’t THAT where you and your man Obama said we ought to be? Now that THAT’s hot and justified, in your opinion – will you be a REAL reporter and see THAT front for yourself? My guess is a BIG NO. Being a big talker when someone else is buying the right for you to speak is lower than whale shit.

You yellow bastard, you’re not the equal of a pimple on the ass of the newest Private.

“Buck”
CPO, USN (RET)

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 10:34 PM
To: Buck
Subject: RE: Hey Goofball!

“Buck”,

My hairs are just fine thank you, but thank you for caring about me sartorially. I’m not a reporter or a journalist; I’m a talk show host, but thank you for elevating me. My mouth says the same thing most Americans are saying about Iraq, so I guess you think most Americans hate my country, the one in which you’d like to have only speech that doesn’t offend you. And, my right to speak was never compromised by Saddam Hussein or Iraq. Interesting that you are familiar enough with whale excrement that you can use it in an analogy. You must have had some interesting experiences. You also seem to be familiar with acne in a certain location. Good luck clearing that up if it’s causing a problem for you. And since you notice the battle in Iraq is winding down, you are clearly an Obama supporter, as he is the candidate who recognizes that and has a plan to deal with that reality.

Best Wishes,
Alan

From: Don
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: Hair!!!

Hey Alan,

Please comb your own hair. The makeup people are making you look like “Denny Dimwit”. Do you remember him from the old comic strip?

No news guy wants to look like a 15 year old wierdo! Or do you?

Thanks for your attention. I enjoy your half (1/3) of the show…

Don

From: STEPHEN
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Feeling dumb

Don’t you get tired of ALWAYS being wrong?

From: Paul
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are a political hack

I am so feed up with the hatred and the distortion of the truth you liberal’s have put before the public. Your hatred for George Bush has done nothing but destroy this country. The office of the Presentency demands a respect, regardless of who is in the office. I do not like George Bush but I respect the office. The enablility of the Democratic party and the Republican party, the Senate and the House, not to deal with the problems that I am faced with, is a joke. I do not agreee with you and your belief’s, but I respect your right to those belief’s. Why do the liberal not respect my right to my thoughts and belief’s. The hell with all of the politician’s and the news media. It is time that the American people take back this country from the distortion of the facts that you project from the air waves.

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:03 AM
To: Paul
Subject: RE: You are a political hack

Paul,

First there is no apostrophe in the plural use of the words liberal, belief, or politician. Second, I don’t hate Bush, but I don’t agree with him and don’t think he is a good president. Next, it’s “inability”, not “enability”, but I won’t correct all your grammatical missteps, as my work day is limited to about 16 hours.

How are liberals taking away your right to your thoughts and beliefs? And how are you going to “take back this country”. Take it back from whom? The Republicans and moderate Democrats currently in power?

Alan

From: AW
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Read this Allen Baby

You are a looney Anti-America and concerning IGNORANCE, YOU WIN ALLEN.

AW

From: dave
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Standing for the Truth

Alan, I hope the reason you take the Liberal side of the issues is so the show will be more entertaining with the two hosts representing the Right and Left, ( or Good and Evil).
Michelle Obama meant what she said and this is supported by her being a Follower of Jeremiah Wright for 20 years.
Sean has done a tremendous job in revealing the Truth about the Obamas. Very few people want to take a stand for the Truth, because of their Evil Ties.

David

From: Bruce
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 7/17 program

Colmes, it was indeed a pleasure tonight to hear EVERY guest on the show tell you in precise terms that you truly are stupid. Your defense of a dual use for the Nigger word was truly a classic example of idiocy gone wild! Whoopeecushion Jeremiah the Idiot, and Jesse the Jerk can use it. Why not all of us? Tschuess!
P.S. And Rove shot you in the butt, when you falsely described B. Hussein Obamanation’s tax plan. I’ve told you before, your research team is a laughable disgrace.

From: Jim
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 7:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

You have to go after Sean harder than you do. He is making you look like a fool Why do you let him why do you let him say stuff he says without fighting back? Does he have something over on you? You need to be a man.

From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:30 PM
To: Jim
Subject: RE:

Jim,

I’d love to, but he has a picture of me with geese. I do realize that my testosterone level is measured by how verbally aggressive I am. Thank you for letting me know what a man is.

Alan

From: Sally, Bill, George, Sue, Joan, William
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: life and truth

MR. COLMES JUST WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GO KISS OBAMA YOUR HEART IS HARD AND HATEFUL IT IS LIKE STONE WE CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT GOD WOULD PRODUCE A HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU YOU DO YOUR BEST TO TWIST AND CONFUSE ANYONE THAT DOES NOPT AGREE WITH YOU ANYONE THAT IS A McCAIN SUPPORTER YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TWIST AND TURN EVERY WORD THEY SAY TO MEAN SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY MEAN SOME DAY WE HOPE THAT SOMEONE REALLY GETS UPSET AND SMACKS YOU ACROSS YOUR FACE AND DISARANGE IT YOU ARE SO FULL OF HATE AND BEING SORRY…HOW COME YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THAT OBAMA IS A CHRISTIAN …HE HAS EVEN MADE SOEM OUT OF LINE REMARKS TO WHITE FEMALES AT SOME OF HIS SPEECHS HE HAS KISSED THEM HUGGED THEM AND PUT HIS HANDS WHERE HE SHOULD NOT HAVE SOME DAY A MAN IS GOING TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE BY TRYING THIS WITH HIS WHITE WIFE .HE HAS EVEN BEEN GETTING MONEY UNDER THE TABLE FROM THE TERROIST YEP HE HAS THE TERROIST GIVE THE MONEY TO NOT SO WELL TO DO BLACKS IN SMALL AMOUNTS AND THEY IN TURN SEND IT TO OR GIVE TO OBAMA ELECTION FUND.

SALLY, BILL, GEORGE, SUE, JOAN, WILLIAM AND A FEW MORE A MIX OF BLACK AND WHITE IN LA

From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:43 PM
To: Sally, Bill, George, Sue, Joan, William
Subject: RE: life and truth

Are you suggesting that when God created me He didn’t know what He was doing? I’m going to tell Him on you and it’s not going to be pretty. You say I am full of hate, and yet you want someone to smack me across and “disarrange” my face?
Please show me where Obama “put his hands where he should not have.” This would be big news. also, please inform me as to which terroirst is giving Obama money.
Thank you. I look forward to becomming better educated.

Alan

From: Jack
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 9:06 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Big Ass

I saw your Gore interview I’ve never sent you an E-Mail because you are not worth it But this was just too much you should not be on Fox and we will do everything we can to get you off of Fox

Jack

You were very rude

From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:57 PM
To: Jack
Subject: RE: Big Ass

And I shouldn’t be on Fox because you don’t agree with me? Because only views you condone should be represented?