You Didn’t Have To Be So Nice

From: Ted
Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Very Important Issue

You have got to be the Biggest and Lamest Idiot on TV and you’d have nothing if it weren’t for Hannity. I remember when the booted your sorry ass of the air here on local radio. You’ve also got to be the Ugliest Clown I’ve seen on the tube…lol Have a trusted friend do some constructive surgery on that face with a Meat Tenderizing Mallet!

Oh yeah…and good luck with your other surgery…the one when you have to get you head extracted from Obamas Ass…lol

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Endless Love

From: Patty
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 9:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: GITMO Detainees

I wonder Alan when the next terrorist attack happens on our soil, and I believe it will be right after Obama takes office, will you still be sitting there with the sarcastic smart ass grin on your face?

From: Rich
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOUR EYEBROW

You’ve got to get your eyebrow under control. When you put on your prosecutor face….you look like a MAD MAN.

From: SU
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 9:36 PM
To: Alan
Subject: when

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Love Hurts

From: Jack
Sent: Friday, October 31, 2008 10:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Please

Allan: Since you seem to be head over heels in love with Osamba and his terrorist friends. Marry him and take your honeymoon in Afganhistan in his family cave.
Also since “redistribution of wealth” is soooooooo great be a man and show America by writing checks from YOUR pocket for 5000 bucks a pc to ever American worker. Oh yeah all the illegals also YOU pay their healthcare THEN I might think about Osamba.

I fully expect you didnt have the guts to read this.
You need

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How To Lose With Grace

As I was preparing this post and reading today’s New York Times, I was wondering what some of these e-mailers would say to the veterans of the civil rights movement today.  What would they say, for example to Lucius Holloway, Jr. 76, who once lost his job a a post office custodian for registering voters?

What would they say to 68-year-old Rutha Mae Harris (l) who bellowed out songs of freedom at the Mount Zion Baptist Church in 1961, and who once marched on the Albany, GA, city hall demanding her right to vote?  You can hear audio of …

Love Is In The Air

From: Casey
Sent: Tuesday, October 28, 2008 11:58 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Thanks for your help Mr Colmes

Dear Mr Colmes,

A funny thing happened to me the other day. I’ve been contemplating purchasing a handgun and the other night decided to go to the sporting goods store to find out some information on the various models and prices. I expected to just take a look and ask a few questions, putting my purchase off for a few more weeks if I made it at all. On the way to the store I was listening to your show, something I

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Every Day Of My Life Is Filled With Lovin’ You

From: Tom
Sent: Saturday, October 18, 2008 7:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Colmes was are the pits. I hate liberals and you are thier poster-child . I expect you and the other A-hole O bomb A nut cases will soon insist we wear red carry a hammer and sickle flag on our lapels. It’s a disgrace what your ilk is turning this wonderful  country into.  Google>>>> COMMUNIST GOALS OF 1963 —-AN OBAMA PREISDENCY WILL CAP IT OFF

From: Alan
To: Tom
Sent: Sunday, October 19, 2008 11:15 AM
Subject:

It must be nice hating someone just because he or she …

I Love You And Nobody Else

As you read these fine pieces of electronic communication, enjoy the legendary baritone of the just-departed Levi Stubbs.

From: Nancy
Sent: Thursday, October 16, 2008 9:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Politcal views

How can you be so blind as to the danger Obama poses for OUR country? You need to get your head out of your liberal dark orifice!

I’m turning FOX off because of people like you. We don’t need fair and balanced in this country, we just need the balance and FOX should be conservative to represent us.

Regards Comrade,
Nancy

From: Howard Burkart
Sent: Friday, October

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“I Hate Only You”

From: David
Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 9:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan Colmes is sick

Alan:

You are a total loon. You truly are sick. I’d like to meet you so I could punch your face out. You make me sick every night with the way you defend that bum and reprobate, Barack Obama. With his “associations,” and Tony Blankley has it right, they are alliances, Obama couldn’t pass a security clearance for a job at McDonald’s.

You really are a psychopath, Alan.

Sean, how can you tolerate sitting so close to a lunatic?

From: Josephine
Sent: Friday, October

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Hit Me With Your Best Shot

From: Jodi
Sent: Saturday, October 04, 2008 4:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Dear Alan,

You make me want to drink.

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, October 05, 2008 2:35 PM
To: Jodi
Subject: RE: Dear Alan,

Bottoms up!

From: Linda
Sent: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I Wonder

I have to say I wonder if in a previous incarnation you were a member of the Hitler Youth. You are so completely sucked in by the BO rhetoric that it’s almost sickening to watch you. It’s as if you completely refuse to listen to reason. Unfortunately, too many

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Kumbaya

From: Lon
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Death

Death will come sooner than you think. So watch yourself. You will then have to stand before God. You will receive you due justice. You, Stalin, Lennon et al will enjoy your days in hell. You socialistic piece garbage.

From: agnes 
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject: IDIOT

You are hopeless. Your soul is corroded w/ evil rusts.

From: Brent
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Wow…..

Alan, you never disappoint me with your stupid “come backs” to your

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Every Day Is Sweeter Than The Day Before

From: Rolanda
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2008 7:55 AM
To: Alan
Subject: views

Mr. Colmes,

You really should disown your dem’s views and join Hannity in supporting America..

From: Lu
Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2008 9:43 PM
To: Alan

Hi Allen, or should I call you Lefty?
You are disgusting. You lie as much as the one you’re defending. I guess, bird’s of a feather flock together.” I really don’t know how you live with yourself. You know you are defending untruths. And, you don’t care. Maybe God put you with Godly people to prick your conscious before it is

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