Archive for the ‘Hate Mail’ Category

Your Purple Prose Just Gives You Away

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=GpPR9pN_49s]

From: Ralph
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 3:56 PM
To: Alan
Subject: diarrhea

Colmes it’s beyond belief the way you interrupt shouting over them
As they try to speak, only one that is crude, rude, ill mannered, a Slime ball. A dirt bag, you belong and would feel at home at the bottom of a Cess-pool that is used by people with extreme diarrhea

Ralph

From: SHERRY
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 8:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you make me angry

Alain,
You make me angry sometimes. Sherry

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 10:58 PM
To: Sherry
Subject: RE: you make me angry

I’m terribly terribly sorry that you have to be subjected to my views.

From: Janet
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:57 AM
To: Alan
Subject: constructive criticism……

You are an idiot, stupid and uneducated. A perfect description of a clown, with the makeup, the one witchy eyebrow that replaces the large red nose. You express exaggerated actions of a coarse, ill-bred person; a boor, you are disgustingly offensive to the Fox guest, you are loathsome, sickening, nauseous, repulsive, revolting, repugnant, abhorrent and detestable. The very sad part in all of this, is that you are using up our fresh air. The person who you married must be a dog of all dogs. Clean-up your act, take some lessons from Hannity, and be accountable for the air you breathe and for God sakes please don’t clutter up the earth with any of your off-springs.

Janet

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2008 11:40 AM
To: Janet
Subject: RE: constructive criticism……

This is very helpful and constructive. Especially helpful are your educational comments about my wife and your reproductive advice. Thank God there are people like you who can help be grow as a human being.

From: John
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:07 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Pets

Sean said you had a rat for a pet. That wasn’t nice, to rats! In fact,
the rats have you for a pet.

Do you know the difference between a Democrat and a catfish? One is a bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

John

Here is my very insulted dog, Banjin, AKA Bonnie

From: Curtis
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2008 9:45 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Alan

You don’t have any balls of your own – you would follow anything that had a jackass stamped on it’s forehead whether it is a him, her, or it’s!!!!!

Curtis

From: Skip
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 9:20 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Military service

What branch of the service were you in and when? I doubt you ever served this country. You are the most obstonate impolite person I have ever had the misfortune of hearing. Stop butting in with your snide remarks while someone is speaking. Thank God for my mute button

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 10:31 PM
To: Skip
Subject: RE: Military service

Does the right to free speech and the right to offer an opinion differ for those who were not in the military? Do you mind that the Vice President was not in the military or that President Bush didn’t show up for his physical when he was in the National Guard? When pro-war conservatives never served do you question their service?

From: William
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 9:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Compliments

Mr. Colmes,

When anyone comes on Hannity and Colmes with any brains at all, they make you sound like a bungling idiot which your are for sure!

William

From: Mark
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 9:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Being stupid on national tv

Allen,

Here’s a thought; I know you’d give Obama a Wollinsky on national tv given a chance. We all apprciate the fact you and Barack love each other. Swell! But, when you have guests on your show, especially Republicans, when they are given a chance to make a point, do you think you could shut your cake hole long enough for them to do that?

Mark

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 11:00 PM
To: Mark
Subject: RE: Being stupid on national tv

Obama and I are only still getting to know each other. We’re not at the “Wollinsky” stage yet. And, when that happens, we’ll do it in private.

From: Larry
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 10:06 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hey!

Allen,

I would love to be a guest on the show so I could bitch slap you on national TV.

Larry

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 11:02 PM
To: Larry
Subject: RE: Hey!

Larry,

That would show what a real man you are.

From: Chuck
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 10:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Get RID of Colmes ! ! !

Fox News:

Alan Colmes is not just the ‘liberal view’ of Hannity & Colmes, he is a discourteous and illegal advocate for Democratic candidates. He can’t wait to get ‘his turn’, (”its my turn to talk”, “its my turn to talk”….”) to interview the guest(s). Then he gives HIS VIEWS and walks-all-over any guest that disagrees. His ‘fast talk’ to ‘drown-out’ the guest’s views comes across on TV as a garbled MESS. DUMP HIM for a liberal like Kirstin Powers. The show ratings would SOAR, (and Alan will find his “radio” show going down the toilet along with his TV UNemployment). Chuck

From: WF
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 10:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You deserve a raise

Allen,

Go directly into the boss’s office, pound your fists on the desk and DEMAND a raise! Explain to the boss that you appear on Fox News on a daily basis and defend some of he most bizarre, outrageous, undefeatable, and ridiculous points of view imaginable. Then explain that if you’re expected to continue, you want a BIG raise. Tell the boss that you’re simply tired of being exposed as a target for public ridicule

From: Bruce
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2008 12:18 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Your hair…

alan, get a haircut,

You Should Hear What They Say

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=W_MZo88gzrA]

From: RAY
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: HABEUS CORPUS

COLMES, YOU DUMB- ASS YOU HAD BETTER LISTEN TO CARL ROVE! YOU COULD LEARN SO MUCH IF YOU’D JUST KEEP YOUR LIBERAL MOUTH CLOSED! DAMN, HOW CAN ANYONE BE AS STUPID AS YOU? RAY H. PETERS, MINERAL WELLS ,WV, 26150

From: John
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 1:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your hatred

When I think of all the fine young men who died so you could defile this great country I cry. You must have a real hate for America. You are an ungrateful son of a bitch.

From: Jason
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 2:48 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan you should be ashamed

Mr. Colmes,

I am disgusted with your show it nauseates me, your cocky, arrogant behavior and your un patriotic attitude is almost to much to handle.
I think you should be ashamed of yourself. I am working late and just happened to catch your show thats 20 minutes of my life ill never get back.

It’s people like you that have completely convinced me of the real problem we are facing in this country, it isn’t the gas prices or the economy its liberal scum such as your self. I’m not sure how Sean refrains himself from chewing you to bits, going to work with you everyday would be like having a dentist appointment every day of the week.

I for one Love this country and I know there is thousands of young men and women that have died with that same love in there heart it sadens me that they know there is someone like you pumping this liberal garbage into the main stream. We are not just in the trenches in east, we are in the trenches here in America fighting to keep the ability to feed our families we need a moral booster not a moral buster.

Get a life or better get a new address in France I hear there having an open house on the 4th or better yet move to China i hear Walmart is hiring.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS THAT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SPEW YOUR LIBERAL VOMIT THAT’S RIGHT ALAN I MENTIONED GOD.

Bet this one wont make your show.

Jason

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 5:53 PM
To: Jason
Subject: FW: Alan you should be ashamed

I guess you are the arbiter of what love of country means, and I guess it means that people with views and attitudes different than yours love America less than you. Nice that you refer to those of a different political persuasion as “liberal scum”. That says as much as I wish to know about you.

From: Jason
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 8:39 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Alan you should be ashamed

And I guess you think you should be the arbiter of what our National anthem lyrics should be. Come on Alan.

This is what love of this country means to me.

That proud almost tear felt feeling in your stomach when you see OLD GLORY flying high in the sky.

The feeling of saying thanks to the boys and girls in uniform giving my kids the safety to play in the yard with there friends.

The quiet Saturday afternoon with sounds of peace in my neighborhood.

The sound of a little league baseball game on a weekday evening with the smell of warm popcorn that covers the bleachers.

The fact that my kids don’t have to be exposed to all of the hate and devastation in the worlds dangerous places.

The fact of never compromising with the temptation of sourcing work overseas, whether the Americans work ethic is what it once was in the beginning of the century or not its that hope and freedom to decide today to change.

The fact that with a little bit of sweat and ingenuity I can give my kids a better life by my choice not my governments.

The ability to attend a church of my choice on Sunday.

The fact that my five year old is learning to read.

The fact that my wife and I have 6 children and we had the choice and opportunity to adopt 2 of them.

The right to protect my family and property with right to bare arms.

And finally that when our beautiful country is in distress weather a flood hurricane or fire we rally together to say what can I do to help my fellow American.

May GOD bless the USA……….

Jason

From: tony
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: x

You are one of the most dangerous persons in this country.

From: SW
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Rove

Your attitude towards Rove was appaling. You monopolized the conversation, and refused to listen to Carl Rove. Carl is right. We are in a war, and your statement about the enemy was insane. You are just too far left for me….you really should consider moving to San Francisco. You will fit right in. Now, go hug a tree.

Bobbie

From: Bruce
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Thursday night program

Colmes, somebody needs to kick your habeas corpus off the air! You sit there with your sheaf of canned commentary and make a complete ass of yourself in a debate with Karl Rove. You certainly are not the “public intellectual” you strive to be. And slow down, you talk like Jackie Mason! You actually exceed the word rate of Marc Lamont Hill, a fellow socialist!

From: Rob
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: GITMO?

Aloha Alan,

I can only Hope and pray you get to meet some of the released detainees from Gitmo!!Or perhaps they’ll get a free trip to Israel.Do you want to give the whole world rights US citizens enjoy??

Be sure to listen to those big blasts this 4th of July.They may be in your future care of detainees with US rights.

Maholo

From: Deborah
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you’re just kidding, right?

I was listening you talk to Karl Rove on your show tonight and I  can’t believe that you think like you do. Treating prisoners of war,  a.k.a. terrorists like common criminals is outrageous. It’s almost
like the doctor deprived you of oxygen when you were born…just enough to make you simple-minded.
Sincerely,
Deborah

From: frank
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Oh My God!

Alan, are you really that Anti-American, or are you that totally Ignorant? You make me want to vomit every night.
You always argue about everything, even when you KNOW that you are wrong.

Get this straight. When Mac changes his views on drilling it is to help the American people, not to get votes like Obama.
Obama says he is different. Change, whatever that means? But when he changes his stance and tells fibs, he is the “Quintessential Politician!

That is the difference in the Flip-Flops.

Yours Patriotically,
Frank

From: Robert
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:48 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Schmuck!

Alan, you are the most boorish, rude schmuck around. You allow the liberals to run their mouths without comment and the moment a conservative comes on you are Mr. Buttinski. I have to hit the mute button when you are doing your dumbass act.

Bob

From: Bruce
Sent: Monday, July 07, 2008 9:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your performance

Colmes, you continue your pathetic performance as an ill-prepared TV host. Your canned commentary never ceases to betray your lack of intellectual depth. Do you ever have an original thought? You can’t ask a question or make a comment without a sneer.
SAD! Do you ever show a genuine smile? You, like B. Hussein Obamanation, are an empty suit! Neither of you can “uh” utter a substantial “uh” thought without “uh” reading it “uh” off a paper or a teleprompter.
UH! UH! UH! FLIP FLOP FLIP FLOP FLIP FLOP

From: Leslie
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 9:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You Alan

Why would you pick little round glasses when you have little beady eyes?

Leslie

From: Bruce
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 12:17 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Romney

Colmes, Romney whipped your inadequately prepared ass tonight. What do you apply nightly on the welts?????

How Should I Respond To Cindy?

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

From: Cindy
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 10:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: fair and balance?

mr colmes,

it is not often that i write emails to anyone that i don’t know personally. however, tonight, i cannot hold in any more anger. i watch foxnews almost every night and i do follow your show on a regular basis. i notice, over the past few months of watching your show, i’ve accumulated more and more hate and anger towards you. why? you are a horrible interviewer, one who asks an interviewee questions without giving him/her a chance to answer. you repeatedly jump in and interrupt others just to save yourself from being proven wrong. i find your ignorance very disgusting and your extreme liberal views very scary. you blindly follow the liberal views even though the facts are put in front of you that their views are not right. you oppose the us government from drilling for oil and you believe that it wont lower the gas prices here in the us. to be a host on such a renowned station as foxnews, shouldn’t you be ashamed for saying those idiotic comments? now that sean hannity is not there by your side, keeping you in check, you seem to have gotten even more psychotic with your ignorant views. i am only 20 years old, yet i seem to know more about the issues that are currently happening more than you do. just because you call yourself a liberal, does not mean you have to blindly, IGNORANTLY, kiss ass to the liberals. it is OK to be part of a party and disagree with their views sometimes, alan. if you wholeheartedly follow your group just because you’re part of it, doesn’t that make you part of a cult? don’t you have any thoughts of your own? can’t you decide for yourself what’s right and what’s wrong? you do not deserve to be on foxnews because you are NOT, in the least bit, FAIR AND BALANCED. all you are good at is asking stupid questions, jump in and interrupt them when they are trying to answer questions, stall time while interrupting so that they run out of air time, and then you go to commercial. you really need to go back to school, read some more news rather than reporting, because you sure do not know what you’re reporting. i cannot wait until sean hannity comes back on air so that you can shut your liberal left nut idiotic mouth. i bet you’ve secretly asked yourself: “WHY ISNT THIS SHOW CALLED COLMES AND HANNITY”….heres your answer: BECAUSE HANNITY CAN KICK YOUR LEFT NUT ASS ANY DAY AND ANY NIGHT. the reason why they chose to have you on the show is probably to piss viewer (like me) so that we can keep on watching the show. if you think you have talent, heres a reality slap in the face: you dont. !!!!

Never Knew Love Like This Before

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=pjcZulxe8ok]

From: Don
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 7:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Goodbye

Why don’t you say good bye and leave our country you and all the other demotreasoners despise

From: rex
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes what a jerk

You have cost Fox more viewers than anyone else. Why don’t you go to ABC, CBS, NY Times and the list keeps on going.Where others of your kind slither. I watch Fox most of the time, but you are not allowed in my living room.
I am a vet and you disgust me.
Rex
I am not hard to find if you don’t like what I have to say.

From: jim perrier
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: a hole

You pencil neck geek, the lyoung lady sould have kick your boney ass.
Jim

From: Wolf
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you are amazing

Can you honestly say that you believe even a portion of the bs you dish out?

From: Bill
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You and The Military

You have no business being on the same stage or program as Col. North and even questioning those that have been prisoners of war. You give praise to them for their service, but it’s apparent your statements are a false front. Shame on you. You’re no better than that creep you’re supporting for President.

Signed,
A disgusted Democrat

From: DR
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You Continue To Be A Dummy

Well, you have had a few days without Sean to maintain some facsimile of control and you have been able to really make an Ass out of yourself. Why do you continue to stay on TV when you know nothing at all about Real Life? I am a great fan of Hannity & Colmes but it really should be Hannity & Anybody else.

Get lost!!

From: Ginger
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: why

You are really hard to take. you are such a liberal wacko and to even think about being proud of it is a sign that you are clearly out of your mind. I can’t wait until Sean comes back because you are a loose mouthed nerve job. Very hard to watch and listen to your B.S.

Ginger

From: SNOWY
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:31 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE:Your big mouth!

Alan, It is all I can do to watch your show, because of YOU!!! You irritate the crap out of me! First, half the time you don’t even know what your talking about!!! And second all you do is go on the defense>NO MATTER WHAT!!!!! You need to go back to COMEDY!! Because your half of the show is ALWAYS a JOKE!! You need to sit back and watch yourself sometime!! You LIBS need to take a hike and leave this country that you detest so much!!! All you LIBS threaten to do it, but just look>YOUR ALL STILL HERE!!! I am sorry to say! Get your plane ticket with Susan Sarandon and that ass hole Alec Baldwin!!!!!!!!!!!!…Do us all a favor and just “LEAVE”!!!!!!!! You are no more a patriot than the other liberal jerks out there, and you don’t deserve the freedoms that our men fight and die for. Just relieve our country of your thinking so we can go back to being a Good, Patriotic county that we have fought and died for ever since we came to America!! The founding fathers would roll over in their graves at people LIKE “YOU”!!!!

From: Jim
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:39 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Inadequate person for important job

Colmes: Of all the people I watch on TV you are the worst. Your take on EVERY subject is biased and based on what you obviously think is the intellectual approach to making your point. The only point you are making is that you simply are dishonest and not deserving of the position you hold.
Jim

From: Charles
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Big Dumb

You need to be a little more respectfull to the much smarter republecans you are trying to talk over,so we cant hear what thay are saying.
Charles

From: Ralph
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 10:02 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Colmes it’s beyond belief the way you interrupt shouting over them
As they try to speak, only one that is crude, rude, ill mannered, a
Slime ball. A dirt bag, you belong and would feel at home at the bottom of a
Cess-pool that is used by people with extreme diarrhea

Ralph

From: Hugh
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: why I quit watching your show

Mr. Colmes:

I used to watch your program but from time-time got nauseated and shut
it off because I cannot stand your voice, your rudeness, your physical mannerisms. I suppose you get a lot of mail like this because every person I know who has seen you has the same reaction. You are a silly caricature of a Charlie McCarthy doll whose string is being pulled by
the Demorats. (sic) I have tried to figure out why Fox keeps you on. It must be that you are the very worst representation of Demorat policies.

Drop Dead.

Hugh

From: Archie
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 10:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

Dear Mr. Colmes,

I wanted to write you and tell you how disgusted people like myself are becoming more and more everyday. Listening to you belittle or talk over people trying to answer your slanted one sided questions shows your lack of class and what makes you no better than the lowlife scum bag people of San Fran and there warped points of views.
I here you whine and complain about the brave men and woman who have lost there lives in the war on terror, as of this letter 4113, everyone of them a VOLENTEER, EVERYONE OF THEM, unlike the 3700 babies who lose there fight for life EVERYDAY threw what you call abortion and what I call murder…you democrats who favor murder/abortion kill more lives every 27 hours, every 27 hours never stopping. To bad you didn’t really practice what you preach and jam a ice pick into your silver spoon child’s head before it came out of the birth canal and kill it so you could join your fellow baby killer Democrat friends. I as a true Christian will never vote for someone who ignores one of the commandments ‘THOU SHALL NOT KILL” doing it in the name of choice.
…So go on and enjoy your life and when you and your family die, hopefully soon and very painfully and you go to hell remember at least you got to enjoy your time on Earth, at least you’ll know a lot of people down there, oh and say hello to your buddy Saddam for me and tell him he got off easy !!!!!
Archie

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:46 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: (no subject)

Archie,

So, you are a “true Christian” who wishes that my family and I die painful deaths soon? And you believe that you, more than God, know where I’ll go when I die?

From: ecmr
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:17 AM
To: Alan
Subject: I WISH I COULD GET PAID TO LIE THE WAY YOU DO

From: Melvin
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:18 AM
To: Alan
Subject: ???

Do you really believe the garbage you put out on the program?
I really want to know.

melvin

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 11:59 AM
To: Melvin
Subject: RE: ???

Of course not, Melvin. Everyone knows that Americans all think alike and no one in his or her right mind thinks like me.

From: Annie
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:19 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan

Man get real!!!!!!!!You promote the dumbest ideas

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:02 PM
To: Annie
Subject: RE: Alan

You’re right and I’m really ashamed of myself.

From: John
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:20 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Hannity and Colmes

Try Shutting your mouth long enough to allow a guest to answer your bloody commie questions you hypocrite scumbag.

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:04 PM
To: John

Subject: RE: Hannity and Colmes

Thank you for your well-thought-out email and constructive criticism. I’m grateful for viewers like you.

From: RR
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:25 AM
To: Alan
Subject: You

You are one of the biggest assholes who has ever lived. You are as bad as Obama you piece of garbage trying to twist everything that is said no matter how vile and slanderous in your direction. Of course if anything is said about Obama it is automatically evil. You are a typical arrogant liberal jackass. Where is your disgust and outrage when Obama says disgusting things like and by the way he’s black. That is slandering John McCain. Michelle Obama on sixty minutes. My husband being a black man could be shot just crossing the street going to a gas station. Obama get’s questioned on anything and automatically it is racist. And Obama making statements like he made today about faith based initiatives. This bastard will lie and tell anyone anything he believes will get him a vote. He does not have an honest bone in his body. The very fact that you would support someone as corrupt and dishonest as this creep is all anyone needs to see to tell how dishonest you are. If this country is in trouble it is because of people like you and Obama.

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:08 PM
To: RR
Subject: RE: You

It’s nice to know that you are looking out for our country as you are and protecting us from people like Obama and me. And from the millions of people who will vote for him this fall who also, obviously, don’t have our country’s best interests at heart. Thank you for being vigilant.

From: Harold
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 1:15 AM
To: Alan
Subject: July 1 show

Alan,

Goodnight, and goodbye. After your unbelievably ridiculous side stepping of the real evangelical Christian view of Obama, I have made my decision. When Hannity and Colmes comes on, I am going to bed.

When you can explain how drilling for oil is wrong, and killing unborn babies is right, I’ll watch again, until then, so long.

Harold

From: Eleanor
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 1:22 AM
To: Alan
Subject: which came first?

I was amazed to hear you admit that you value information from the New York Times over information from the CIA on national TV. So is that why you are liberal or do you do that because you are liberal?
Either way, you put your stupidity on display. I almost feel sorry for you. At least it is good to know any fool can make a living in the US.

Eleanor

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 12:24 PM
To: Eleanor
Subject: RE: which came first?

Did you like the New York Times when it broke the Whitewater story on Clinton or pushed for Bush’s Iraq war? Do you believe the CIA when the National Intelligence Estimates disagree with the Bush administration?

From: TM
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 1:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Nice Interview!

Dear Ms. Colmes:

Having a liberal like you try to interview a real American patriot would be me like trying to interview some gay guy on a gay issue! You’re truly a pathetic creature trying to defend Clark, once fired by Bill Clinton, for your massas’ at the Obama campaign!

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 2:12 PM
To: TM
Subject: RE: Nice Interview!

I forgot that liberals and patriots are the opposite of each other. Thank you for the reminder.

“Did You Hear Me Dammit?”

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

From: Sander
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 5:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hannity and Colmes 6/30/08

Alan, for a long time, I was able to just get a laugh at how someone could possibly be as totally stupid as you are, and be on the wrong side of the issue 100% of the time. But, you know what? It isn’t funny any more. I have grown very weary, and at the same time absolutely disgusted at people like you who openly hate America. Oh, I know you’ll say you love America, and how dare me accuse you of otherwise. The sad part is that I know that you actually believe that you love America, BUT YOU DON’T. You are an American in name only! People like you absolutely amaze me; how you are so able to so consistently take the anti-American position, despite the fact that the greatness of America is all around you.
I know how angry your ilk gets when someone accuses you of being unAmerican and unPatriotic. Do you think that I give a damn how angry it makes you, or how much you think it offends you? YOU offend ME every night with your stupid inane remarks that display your true lack of appreciation for all that was done by people, much better than you could ever hope to be, so that you have the right to be as stupid, unAmerican, and unPatriotic as you want to be. And who is your ilk? The most common descriptors are liberal, or progressive. I have my own, but since this is an email, I’ll let you imagine what they are.

Last night (just for one example) you said that “George Bush has been an abject failure in conducting the war on terror”. There’s a lot about PRESIDENT George Bush that has disappointed me; but that sure isn’t one of them. Even if nothing else, he at the very least had the cahones to declare a war on terror and take real action. That’s more than can be said about the previous administration. But there IS more. It may not matter to you that our homeland hasn’t been hit again since 9-11, or that thousands of terrorists have been killed, and dozens (maybe hundreds) of Al Qaeda leaders killed, but it damn sure matters to me and my family. And this has been accomplished despite major media repeatedly exposing secret prevention/detection programs, congress repeatedly weakening prevention/detection techniques, and media people, like yourself, actually creating lack of national unity that gives constant encouragement to the terrorists, and that in turn unnecessarily COSTS ADDITIONAL LIVES OF OUR SOLDIERS. Did you hear me dammit? It costs additional U.S. military lives! And you guys call that patriotic. Unbelievable! Only an idiot can’t see that if our country displayed a unified commitment to do whatever it takes to terminate them, they would not be so persistent. C’mon, it ain’t rocket science!

Why don’t you get a job at Al Jazeera? You’d fit right in, because your are unAmerican and unPatriotic

I Just Wrote To Say I Love You

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=PY45DkaP9Ls]

From: Yvonne
Friday, June 27, 2008 9:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hello

Dear Mr. Colmes:
I watch you on Hannity & Colmes and I cannot decide if you really believe what you say or not. Do you?????
Yvonne

From: Alan
Sent: Jun 27, 2008, at 8:19 PM, Alan wrote:
To: Yvonne
Subject: re: Hello

No, I’m a complete fraud. Thanks for asking.

From: Yvonne
Sent: Saturday, June 28, 2008 6:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Hello

I am very disappointed in FOX NEWS if you are indeed a fraud. I really believed they were fair and balanced. I was under the impression that Hannity was conservative and you were liberal. I respect a persons beliefs even if I disagree, but have no respect for people who are frauds.

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2008 11:37 PM
To: Yvonne
Subject: RE: Hello

My response to you was tongue-in-cheek. The fact that you would ask me if I really believe the things I say indicates you have trouble believing that someone can believe the things I believe. I wholeheartedly express my honest views each night. I’m sorry if you have to ask if I’m for real.

From: Leroy
Sent: Sun Jun 29 08:59:16 2008
To: Alan
Subject:

Colmes,
The only difference in you and your liberal buddies and a bucket of shit, the bucket

Up your ass with Exxon gas and Happy Motoring
Leroy

From: Mike
Sent: Sat Jun 28 15:14:22 2008
To: Alan
Subject: You have demonstrated…..

That you are the most disgusting kind of weak-kneed liberal. I hate to say it, but if you were on board Flight 93, you probably would have tried to foil the brave passengers plot to strike back at their terrorist hijackers. Why do I feel this? Because you have demonstrated time and time again that you hate this country and probably feel the terrorist have a right to do what they were doing. Shame on you for hating America!

Mike

From: Brian
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 10:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Fair and Balanced

Allan,
I try to like you despite your leftism, but you make it nearly impossible. I don’t mind you expressing your convoluted left wing views, it’s very entertaining to see your views demolished by the Right. What I do have a problem with is your constant talking over your guests when they have a different view than yours. You ask them a question and when they start to answer you almost always manage to talk over them, demanding they answer a new question of yours before they get a complete sentance out about your first question, then cutting them off rudley to end the segment. Your counter-part does not do this. It makes you look bitter and small. Just thought you’d like some long-time viewer input. I’m sure you’re a very nice guy (despite your un-repentent liberalism), otherwise Sean couldn’t stand sitting next to you all these years (or is that why Sean is gone more and more latley?). Just try to keep up your end of the “Fair and Balanced” montra. O.K?
Thanks,
Brian

From: William
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan needs to go.

Alan,

Was you born ignorant or did you go to college to earn it.

Billy

From: Gary
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Mlouth

Colmes,
You are the most obnoxious people on TV, and especially on Fox. How do you live with yourself??? You lie and misrepresent almost everything you talk about.
Gary

From: Jim
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: colmes

Dick Sucker!!!!!!!!

From: Russ
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:20 PM
To: Alan
Subject: swift boat and Clark

Combes you talk like a punk and someone should bitch slap you ass

From: Marcia
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:22 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you idiot

I hope they replace you with someone that has .. gasp .. a brain. When Sean isn’t there you are despicable.

From: Louis
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Gen Wesley

Colmbs I think your’e an idiot. If the general was not belittling McCane’s heroic military career you are not worth watching.

From: JEANNE
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: True Liberal

Alan, on tonight’s H&C, you are absolutely so damned far left that you literally make me want to throw up. If it weren’t for Sean and his substitute hosts, I would write your program out of my program list. You are the worst host ever! I cannot believe you even have a following! Guests show you up all the time and make you look like an ass……….yet you continue this rant and try to be right even when you’re wrong. Half of the time you don’t even know what you are talking about. You interrupt guests constantly and most of the time end up with egg on your face. It just tickles me when guests make you look like a turkey!

Actually, as my husband has repeatedly told me, having you on FNC shows just how out of line you Democrats are! So I guess they have to keep you for a reason. Keep up the good work, Tom (turkey)!

Jeanne

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 11:32 PM
To: Jeanne
Subject: RE: True Liberal

So there should be no liberal host on FNC? You’d feel better seeing only hosts who agree with you?

From: GA
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your segment on Wesley Clarks statements about John McCain

Hey, you are the worst TV commentator ever. You spout off continuously about irrelevant things (Swift Boat, etc.) to divert discussion from the point being discussed–Wesley Clark’s attack on John McCain’s credentials in foreign affairs and his administrative experience in the Navy. There is no excuse for Wesley Clark’s outbreak (he deserves all the crap he gets for his stupid statements about John McCain) and no excuse for your irresponsible diversion of the discussion. Wesley Clark should not be shielded by a TV commentator (YOU) from taking the hit he deserves on natoional TV. Hannity needs to get a worthy debater from the other (Democratic) party and you are not worthy. Note: You add no value to the program, night after night. Maybe you should look elsewhere for employment.

From: Allen
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:53 PM
To: Alan
Subject: health care

quote: if every one has health care then the price will go down ,quote un quote. alan colmes. my god you are like i have always said a complete 100% moron. you really need to go back to school and learn a different trade or line of work ,maybe flippin burgers might work for you,cause being a news reporter is surely not where you need to be ! …god do us all a favor and just vanish and go someone where else,gitmo would be perfect for you ,cause they would love you a long time in those shower stalls . no wonder hannity’s america does such a dam good job on there ratings,cause you are site unseen and heard from. good nite liberal jerk!!!!!!!!!!

From: Ralph
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 9:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: dirt bag

hey colmes I suggest you seek medical help,the way you shout over your guest’s is disgusting and when you put on that sneer face of yours is just sick so I suggest you get help you Dirt Bag you are nothing but a slimy weasl dirt bag Wise Up Pal

Ralph

From: Tony
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 10:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are don’t have a clue!

Alan! You really sucked on todays show.

Why don’t you buy a Koran and find out what we did to piss of the Muslims!

From: Laura
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 10:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I’m so sorry…..

it’s got to hurt to be as ignorant as you come across. It would be so refreshing to watch just one segment of the show without you fumbling over the talking points sent to you. Maybe if you received them earlier in the day you could study them and not have to spend the whole show reading from them. Just a thought.
Laura

From: Helen
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 12:24 AM
To: Alan
Subject: you are ignorant!!

I can’t believe Fox would keep someone on the air as stupid as Combs!!I will have to quit watching Hanity and Combs because Combs gets me so upset with his stupidity.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 12:39 AM
To: Helens’
Subject: RE: you are ignorant!!

Would you prefer to hear just one point of view?

From: Helen
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 10:57 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: you are ignorant!!

A good debate is fine AND I LIKE TO HEAR ALL POINTS OF VIEW AS LONG AS YOU USE COMMON SENSE, you get too far OUT

From: Ray
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 1:07 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Tonight…

Alan…You are a jerk,,, Tonight you showed exactly why you Ultra lib’s are JERKS… try making it on your OWN… YOU LOOSE !! I WILL NEVER watch Hannity and Colmbs again,,,, YOU Alan have lost us and I hope FOX sends YOU to where you belong the outhouse !!

Ray

From: Dodie
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 1:11 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Tonight’s Interview – Taliban in Afganistan

Alan,

All the while you were speaking with such “expertise” to your very knowledgeable guest from the Heritage Fdn, you had a rude smile on your face. It was as though you take great pleasure in finding a new way to tear down our President, our Country and yes, our military men and women. Because Iraq is a success story, you now choose to attack the issues in Afganistan (actually Pakistan). Do you ever review you video tapes?? I wouldn’t want to either.

It just sickened me to watch. It made me ashamed of you and people like you.

Dodie

“This Is Not Hate Mail. You Are Not Worthy Of That”

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=uPyq4iqt6Go]

From: Dee
Date: June 26, 2008 12:58:43 AM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: You are the best

Hey Alan,
Just finish watching you on Hannity and Colmes and I got to tell you, every time I watch you, I see you are the best of what you do, which is an idiot. You are the biggest idiot that does not know how to debate with any intelligence. You need to be off the air because you are embarrassing yourself every day. Why do you always respond to your guest that you are against in a coward way. Speak up and let them response to you. When it seems that you are loosing the debate, you try to stick that last argument where you mumble and then you cut the guest off and then change to another subject. You know that I am telling the truth. Can you handle the truth or is it your wife lies to you every night telling you that you are doing great? You are such a loser. Do you know why Fox is putting you on the air, because they know that people loves to watch idiots on TV. No one is paying much attention to Hannity, everyone is waiting for your pie hole to open so everyone can laugh at you. Do yourself and your family a favor, get off the air so you don’t make a fool of yourself like you did with OJ Simpson. By the way, he is still innocent correct? Can you respond with a little bit of intelligence so you can prove me wrong, thank you.

From: Allan
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: left eye

Alan I love everytime you get nervous or have to say something you really are not sure of .YOU’RE left eye goes up and becomes as distorted as you’re thinking

From: Allan
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: DEAR LEFT EYE

From: Allan
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 5:07 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I apologize for the way i have emailed you {please read] thank you

Hows my favorite communist? Are we ready for {BLACK LIBERATION THEOLOGY] To hell with all whtes jews and christians NEW SECETARY OF STATE THE GREAT MINISRER FARACAN

Alan after my last e mail to you .The lord has been telling me how dissapointed he is at my speech and actions. You and i are miles appart on religion as well as politics.But that gives me no right to expouse nasty or derogotory remarks toward you.So i humbly ask you’re forgivness.You or anybody else i confront in the future will recieve my views but with respect. Iam so frustrated not being able to get my pent up questions answered. But i really hope and pray you will forgive me. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOU”RE FAMILY
ALLAN

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 6:56 PM
To: Allan
Subject: FW: I apologize for the way i have emailed you {please read] thank you

That is kind of you, Allan. Thank you.

From: heff
Date: June 26, 2008 9:37:37 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Don’t you get tired of being an apologist for Muslim terrorists…and you call yourself a “Jew?”

’nuff said

From: Dee
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 8:39 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Paging Alan Colmes

Liberalism is a mental disease, no matter what Alan Colmes says:

The Bible speaks of the liberals in Isaiah 32:5-9 (King James Version):

5The vile shall be no more called liberal, nor the churl said to be bountiful.
6For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.

7The instruments also of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.

8But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand (before God).

Dee

From: Jim
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 12:25 AM
To: Alan
Subject: H & C

Do the Fox powers that be REALLY think Hannity is so weak that they must
keep him opposite a lobotomized chimp to make him look good?

Jim

From: Jack
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:16 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Liberals

You are the prime example why people don’t like liberals. You talk crap and stay within party lines even though you know some of it is crap.

Hannity is right, they don’t make a wind powered car, jetliner, or ship. And if all cars were powered by batteries you liberals would be bitching about the millions of used batteries polluting the environment.

Get real, we; the people don’t care about how you liberals are going to take care of us little children tomorrow when we are starving today.

From: William
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Read this

Colmes, you are a looney, Scum of the earth, No Principles, No Honor, Hypocrite that should be kick out of this Country on a rail. Adolf Hitler would love you and Obama. You need to leave this country and never come back.

William

From: Howard
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:08 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Energy efficiency

Mr. Colmes:
Thank you for pointing out that we should be using more energy efficient vehicles. Personally, making less then $25,000.00/year I would like to know. Should I quit making house payments, stop eating, not buy my medications, shut off our gas and electric, so I may be able to afford to purchase a hi-bread vehicle? Sorry, I believe that there is also a long waiting list but I guess that is OK too because it will probably 10 or 20 years before they are anywhere close to being perfected. I’ll be long dead by then so you may as well disregard this email.

bite me you bleeding heart liberal
Howard

From: Chuck
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You and “dummycratic” Congressman Wexler

Alan… did you get an “erection” tonight while being
with Wexler…? I thought you were really getting
aroused with him so close to you… Oh Alan, how
wonderful for you…

We love you too Alan…

From: JF
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:48 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Confess to America Alan

how often a month do your atheist Marxist Jew hate America first buddies like Wexler come over and butt fuk your useless a55?

we’s gots to know.

From: MARK
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: drilling in america

F_CK YOU ALAN. YA STUPID B–TCH. WHEN I HEAR YOU TALK ON HANNITY AND COLMES, I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU IN A DARK ALLEY AND OPEN UP A REALLY BIG CAN OF WHOOP A_S ON YOU. YOU BI–CH.

MARK

From: Bruce
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your stupid attitude

Last night you made an ass of yourself, again, tonight, you made an ass of yourself. Is that your goal in life, to come across as a stupid ass?????????????????????//

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 11:05 PM
To: Bruce
Subject: RE: Your stupid attitude

Question mark key broken?

From: Monte
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Reptilian Man

That is what you are called in our home. You could not be more obnoxious if you tried. We are about fed up with you.

Monte

BTW this is not hate mail, you are not worthy of that

From: William
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:38 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan Colmes behavior on Hannity and Colmes

Alan,

I am growing tired of you interrupting guests on your show that you don’t agree with. You kept interrupting John Fund and not letting him finish what he wants to say. Then you get mad at Shawn and others when they interrupt. Stop being a hypocrite. Let everyone finish what their
responses when you ask them a question. You are also hostile to quests who don’t agree with you 100 percent. This damages the quality of the show. If you don’t stop this, I will stop watching the show. I think the show would be better if they replaced you with someone with better
broadcast ability and that was more than a mouthpiece for the left.

Bill  

From: Maurice
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: “You would be a great interrogator for Al-Queda”

Mr. Colms,
I find you to be a nasty and rude interviewer to your guests, who enjoys stepping on your guests – if you cannot “force them” to bow to your argument. Every time I witness your tactics, I always come to a consensus that you benefit Al-Queda immensely in their desire to defeat our Western views.
Unreceptively,
Maurice

From: Yvonne
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hello

Dear Mr. Colmes:
I watch you on Hannity & Colmes and I cannot decide if you really believe what you say or not. Do you?????
Yvonne  

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 11:19 PM
To: Yvonne
Subject: RE: Hello

No, I’m a complete fraud. Thanks for asking.

From: JJ
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:59 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Running Scared

Alan:
Some time ago, you sent me a message that I must not be a nice person. Notwithstanding your ghost writer’s skillful intrusion, I am listening to you and Kirsten Powers defend the abject duplicity of Barak Obama and, once again, I conclude only one thing — you and now she are a full-fledged, unabashed, unapologetic, jerks.

Your (plural) ideology is so much in the way of any rational thought, it is appalling. That Fox News continues to have you both on the air, as a supposedly thoughtful commentators, is beyond all comprehension. It becomes more and more obvious that you both are nothing but convenient “oppositi0onists”.

How does it feel to be a pawn in the ratings wars? Apparently, it doesn’t matter to you two are being used. So, no matter what you say, it comes across as phony. Anyone listening to you has to admit that your positions on any subject smack of a programmed response that is being piped into your ears from the Democrat talking points.

You come across as a total phonies. BTW, neither you or your ghost writers need to write me back. I get that I am a jerk because I am on to you. You, on the other hand, have no integrity — as the paycheck seems to be what is behind your continuing willingness to be a front. Congratualtions.
J.

From: Joe
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 10:36 PM
To: ALan
Subject: Feedback

You are a disgrace to mankind.You lack all sense of decency,commitment and responsibility.

Joe

C’mon People, Smile On Your Brother

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=WybIhLJjlTY]

From: Carl
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 10:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Last WeekI paid particular attention to your suits last week. I had no idea that K-Mart sold wannabe suits. One of two things, either grow real shoulders to fit the suits or consider buying suits that fit. Think green; save the padding.

I have an idea for Barracks logo; substitute a “Black Bird” for the eagle since he is playing the RACE card.

Carl

From: Lisa
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 6/23/08

Listening to you tonight about what kind of nation America is regarding religion brought me beyond anger. It made me really sad. The continuous excuses liberals like yourself make trying to defy and obliterate what this country grew from and was built upon scares me in a way I can’t explain. What will become of our free country if it continues to be stripped of the very virtues that have made it so great? Christianity is what formed our values for humanity, not Islam. Why are liberals slowly but surely wiping out our words, songs, and speeches that we have forever held dear while embracing our homeland? America has welcomed all but not to change it to a communist place or make us conform to another way of living. Anyone with common sense, truly, would know Obama is the one to lead us to all that is un-American and put us in danger, because he doesn’t know any better and doesn’t see America the way true Americans that love their country. If he did, he wouldn’t want to strip it, change it, and degrade the people. I am stunned and fearful of him.

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 10:46 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE: 6/23/08Lisa,

What exactly are you afraid of? You are not going to be allowed to worship? To sing a song? To say a prayer? Your speech is going to be compromised? Please explain to me how this will happen.

From: Darrell
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Watching your show

YOU NEVER cease to amaze me. You seem to get MORE STUPID with each show.

You could take a few pointers from Sean. ALSO, listen when Disc Morris talks and STOP interrupting him. You MUST HAVE heard the saying – you can learn ONLY when you listen. So please shut your IDIOT mouth and LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darrell

From: EW
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 8:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: lies,spin & blather

you still have not learned a single,simple courteous thing about politeness. in every day terms you are dumber than a red brick, or dirt. and thats slaming the brick or the good clean dirt.the man on your radio show that callrd you on your rudeness and said he would get up and walk out. i thought he was going to say he would get up and (i will be nice) slap the pure living crap out of you. it would be well deserved. i hope fox cans you before i can’t you anymore on the hannity show and stop watching altogether. it’s close now. between you and all of the bimbos with the hair in their eyes throwing their heads back to get the hair out of their eyes and laughing and giggling at everyhing is just too much. the rediculous liberals you have on are just to much. especialy lanny davis,bob beckle. you are three of a kind that a full house can’t beat. blather on, blather on colmes.your an expert at it.

Later

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 11:03 PM
To: EW
Subject: RE: lies,spin & blather

How are those grammar lessons coming along?

From: JR
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 12:23 AM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

you do nothing to show your intelligence…….you do however, show people how disgustingly ignorant you are.

From: Bob
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 12:22 AM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: Liberals

Alan Colmes has four or five canned responses to any comment or question, he acts like a robot programmed by the DNC with canned responses.

It really makes me physically ill to hear him speak.

There is no way I can express the depth of my dislike for him.

I have to change channels when he comes on or chimes in with one of his programmed responses.

Can he not be removed from the show.

Bob Beckel is less offensive and would be a good replacement if you really need a liberal on he show.

From: Bob
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 2:28 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Your comments on TV.
Allen,
After listening to you on Hannity & Colmes for quite some time now, I’ve come to the conclusion that it would be best if you changed your profession to a Proctologist. You know more about Obama and the rest of the assholes who support him than you do about current events.

Bob

From: Sam
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 1:10 AM
To: Alan
Subject: ???

Hey Alan,

Just curious here. How can you sit there night after night and be exposed to so many highly intelligent guests and maintain your unusual position of opposition to reason and common sense?

When you listen (or do you?) to learned people like Newt Ginrich, Oliver North, and others who obviously care about our country and our future generations (do YOU have children sir?) who warn us about terrorists; how are you able to say the things you do?! We are at war. We don’t give rights and legal assistance to people who are trying to kill us. Do you understand the mindset of the radical islamists at all? Do you realize that they want YOU and YOUR family dead as well? It would seem not.

Dick Morris regularly blows you out of the water as he did tonight when you persisted in asking inane questions and making absurd statements. Sad…

You are truly amazing in your persistence of lunacy with the opportunity afforded to you on your show. Are you really so naive or is this all “show business?

Sincerely,

Sam

From: Ralph
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 7:02 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

No one on TV is as crude and rude as you are to guests,
But then again that’s PAR for a slimy weasel like you,
I’m waiting for a guest with guts one night to tell you
To stuff it and walk out! AMEN

Ralph

From: Linda and Anita
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 8:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Liberal Views

Mr.Colmes…

My sister and I watch Hannity and Colmes on a regular basis (as we reside in the same household). Some evenings, I think my sister will throw something at the TV when you are on. Your blatant liberal views are beyond just liberal; you pander to any black and/or liberal guests. You also interrupt anyone who is not a liberal and who you don’t agree with; you are a rude individual. Please note, regarding the current race for President…we are sick and tired of your opinion as it is so left wing biased and it is intolerable. You mention that you speak for all of us. News flash…you don’t speak for us. IAs Jews, we feel that you are a disgrace as a Jew. How could you support anyone for President who is willing to sit down and “talk” with known terrorist leaders who want to wipe Israel off the face of the planet? Your co-host, Sean is more pro-Israel and appears to embrace the Jewish plight more than you do!

Linda and Anita

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:43 PM
To: Linda and Anita
Subject: RE: Your Liberal Views

I don’t claim to speak for anyone except myself. As for being a liberal and giving liberal views. That’s what I do, just as Sean gives views which liberals find as offensive as you find mine. That is the nature of our show, a debate show, which is designed to give a side you don’t agree with…Oh…and being “pro-Israel” doesn’t mean just being for the party in power, any more than being “pro-America” means being pro-Bush or pro-Republican. “The Jewish plight” and Israeli politics are two very different things.

From: Linda and Anita
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:58 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Your Liberal Views

Thank you for responding to my e-mail. We will continue to watch your program and get angry at your usual rhetoric. Have a good day.

Linda and Anita

From: MARK
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

SHUT-UP ALAN!!!!! B_TCH!!!!!!

From: rollsrice
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: A Coward Called Colmes

Comb Over,
When a guest is on that you don’t agree with, why don’t you just STFU. You are constantly stepping on people, like what you have to say is sooo important. In reality you are a weasel that is riding the coattails of Hannity. Why don’t you get your own show? It would probably last through the first show and then we would be rid of your sorry ass. I know that I am really taking a chance telling you this and getting you angry. I saw you when you were covering Katrina, and I remember thinking: Why does that guy have threads hanging from his shirt? Then I realized the threads were your arms. Do us all a favor and quit the show. You wouldn’t have the guts to start out on your own. On second thought, guts aren’t part of your makeup. Is Fritz Hollings the guy who used to have a chain of stores selling chicken?

From: Jack
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Comments

Dear Alan,

I just finished watching the segment with Carl Rover, and I have to admit you’re an embarrassment to us real Democrats. Do you have any idea just how much of a donkey you look like on the air?

I’m Not Funny

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

I said on television that Obama was relatively new to Washington and McCain has been there since the earth cooled.  It was a joke, obviously.  I went on to say that I having nothing against McCain because of his age, as I hope to be that age one day.   That didn’t stop emailers from being very upset with me.

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=n2HOiMeDOrs]

From: Geraldine
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:38 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Not funny

You know Alan, some people can tell jokes and some can’t. Unfortunately, you are one who cannot. Your comment about John McCain and the earth cooling was very offensive.
Gerrie 

From: patty
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: “Since The Earth Cooled?”

Can we “joke” about Obama being a half breed?

Patty

From: Jeanie
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Shut Up

I just heard the remark you made about Senator McCain’s age.. Alan Colmes you are dumb as s box of rocks. Do you have any idea how STUPID you are on the show. You interuppt guests when they are talking and talk over them half the time. While I am putting you down, please do something about your hair, it looks terrible.

 Jeanie

From: Frank&Gay
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: “SINCE THE EARTH COOLED” COMMENT

. . . blah, blah, blah . . . “Since the earth cooled” was a joke Alan?

………………..YOU are the joke!!!!!

Frank and Gay

From: Hugh
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Earth cooled commend – too funny

Hello Mr. Colmes,

I just caught your comment regarding Senator McCain has been around since the Earth cooled. Although I rarely agree with your views, I do however think that your comment was one of the funniest remarks I have heard in years. Although I would never vote for a tax increasing candidate such as Mr. Obama, I do however think your comment was a great example of comedic timing.

I am clearly a conservative as I mentioned above, almost always do not agree with your views, I think that you are the perfect balance and input that should be provided in contrast to your colleague Sean Hannity, (I don’t agree much with his tendency to potentially be too far to the right).

Keep up the great work.

Hugh

From: John
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: McCain Comment

I am totally incensed that you would stoop to the low of your comment tonight about McCain and having been there since the earth cooled, YOU IDIOT! This is exactly why the greater public watches this show JUST because of Sean and in spite of YOU! You disgust me!

From: SF
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: McCain Comment

Colmes,

HOW DARE YOU, YOU ARE A LOW LIFE!

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!

From: Lisa
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 8:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RUDE!!!

Alan -

It was extremely RUDE of you to say that John McCain has been around
“since the earth cooled”. That was very discriminating. There is also
a thing called age discrimination as well as discriminating against the
color of a person’s skin and gender. What’s so different in what you
said than what Imus said…NOTHING! You need to sincerely apologize to
your audience and to John McCain!

Lisa

From: Mark
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Apologize

Alan,
You owe John McCain an on-air apology for your agist remarks.

You liberals are all alike. You are ready to jump with both feet on every little slip of the tongue by your political opponents but when you do the same, all we get from you are excuses and evasions. If you truly believe that other people need to apologize for their politically incorrect remarks, you should be ready to do the same for yours. Either put up or shut up; make the trip or zip the lip.

From: Rick
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tonites Cheapshot by you

Never written before but watch every night. You made a cheapshot tonight about McCain’s age that you would have never tolerated if was against one of your stooges. You are tonight’s cheapshot A-**** and deserve to be told such. Of course you will never apologize or even own up to it, and my hope is your handlers will get to read this (you probably have screening ability and it will never see the light of day) but you did a bit of backtracking and maybe even you know you crossed the line….you are a trash-heap of journalistic integrity!!!!

From: Julia
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Age remark

Mr. Combs,
We won’t all become black, but we all AGE. Your flip and thoughtless comment about John McCain’s age on your program tonight is the very reason liberals are losers. You feel free to make prejudicial comments, but are always the first to complain comments come the other way. This double standard is prejudice at its worst, and your contribution tonight only confirms your ignorance.
That comment was not a “joke”. It was thoughtless and cruel. Like all of us, you will get there all too soon, and you will find that as you age, you, too, will be devalued by young whippersnappers anxious for a quick easy path to “success”. Experience was once valued, where are we now??
Julia                                                                                                                                       

Me And You and You And Me

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=gkVM-jGNn04]

From: Carole
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 9:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: From Mansfield, PA.

I pray every day that FOX NEWS kicks your butt off the air ! You are a WASTE ! I have always been a supporter of the Fox News but from this day forth when you come on the air my tv changes the channel……..Shame on you for calling yourself an american!

Carole

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:33 PM
To: Carole
Subject: RE: From Mansfield, PA.

Should Fox News present only one point of view?

From: William
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:03 PM
To: Alan
Subject: once again

Alan,

Once again tonight you proved that you couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag. Pretty pitiful and ignorant. I guess Ann Coulter is right if you did have any brains you’d be a Republican.

William

From: AVI
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: ril! Dril now! Drill here!!!!!

I have been listening to you for some years. I stuck with you because of Hannity.
I have heard you spout stupid thing before, but tonight you stupidity is overwhelming.
If we don’t know if there is oil there or not, we should not try to find it.
DID YOU TAKE A SPECIAL STUPID PILL????????????

From: Alton
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Where are you from?

Where are you from and how long did you study to become as utterly stupid as you sound?

From: LARRY
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 12:39 AM
To: Alan
Subject: never heard your show before

Alan,
I had never heard your show before until tonight on our local AM radio show. I must say, I don’t like FOX…and I don’t like you…on the TV but when I heard you on the Radio, I found out that you really are an IDIOT. You just confirmed to me what type of person you are. Rude and arrogant.

Larry

From: Terrence
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:54 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: allen stupid

Now I know the problem………you are just plain STUPID. Tony Blankney said the same thing in a different way and you disagreed with him. Now I know why you are so difficult to follow…….YOU ARE DUMB…………….

From: Clara
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: obama

You really are a joke,jerk, and jackass, at least you’ll probably be around and have to eat some of your words about obama, he will destroy this nation, I see socialism and marxism on the herizon, then again maybe you won’t have a tv program that’s not run by the goverment, how would you like that.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 10:45 PM
To: Clara
Subject: RE: obama

OMG! OMG! You’re right! Obama will be a dictator that will have the government run everything! He is going to dictate the content of my TV show! Thanks for alerting me!

From: BRYANT
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 3:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: WAKE UP STUPID

YOU AND YOUR BUDDY OBAMA AND THE REST OF THE LIBERALS ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN SOCIETY AND CERTAINLY TO CHRISTIAN VALUES. THIS COUNTRY IS GETTING AWAY FROM THE BIBLE AND YOU TELL THOSE BLACKS(OBAMA, OPRA AND REVEREND WRIGHT) THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GOD AND THAT IS THROUGH JESUS CHRIST. NO IFS, ANDS, BUTS OR ORS. I HOPE YOU ENJOY BURNING IN HELL.

From: Howard
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 9:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: guess

Hey you dumbass here’s hoping that old “wetback” from out west get the VP. Then we will have a “minority” & a “wetback” running. That will make for some fine talk.
By the way, you get dumber each week. That shit eating grin makes you look like an o’possum shitting peach seeds.

Howard

From: A Real American
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I can;t take it anymore

Your incessant leftist attitude has gotten the best of me. I can’t stand to watch Hannity and Comes anymore because I can’t stand the degree of ignorance you bring to the show. You don’t belong alongside a patriot such as Sean Hannity.

Please, find another job.

A real american

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 10:42 PM
To: A Real American
Subject: RE: I can;t take it anymore

So only conservatives are patriots, and only those who agree with you belong on television?

From: A Real American
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2008 6:10 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: I can;t take it anymore

You said not I. Your support for a socialist agenda scares me. This country is headed in the wrong direction if it elects liberal judges who undermine the fabric of what America or a liberal president who is not willing to protect us from those who would destroy us.

When you have a guest on who is trying to complete a sentence have the courtesy to let them finish.

God bless America and God protect us from those who would harm us both domestic and foreign.

From: Al
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2008 12:43 AM
To: Alan
Subject: your smooth, liberal idiocy

you disgust me when you mention that oil companies are sitting on federally leased lands that they are not drilling on already. when sean is there he is allowed to mention that more than 90% of that land does NOT HAVE ANY OIL! however, friday night you were allowed to (with your alienly freakish and extraordinarily smug smile) to reiterate that democrat talking point to another leftist bill richardson. only because hannity had a sit-in did you dare to utter this misinformation. i am 21 and have been watching for about 2 years now and never have i seen a smile that conniving. you obviously knew you get away with implanting that little lie because the great american was not there to put you and your maybe 1million(at best) minions who buy your shit. the truth is that you and your far-left idiots are wrong on this issue, and polls show it. even traitor demorats want offshore drilling, and 20+ million sean-blessed-hannity fans know it. stuff your smug alien smile you bastard. “big oil has land to drill but they won’t, they’re evil,” how about letting them drill where the oil is located? no becuase that would make liberals look like they lost the argument. also i want to know if you know the difference between a profit and a profit margin. i would bet my balls you don’t; even if you did you would never dare mention it on h&c or your pathetically tiny radio show. liberals can never be wrong because they have “good intentions.” just shut your god-damn mouth.

— natural law, declaration of independence(founding document, you idiot), inalienable rights (universal truth, you idiot relativist), and liberty (not government telling me that fucking sea turtle babies are more important than the protection of my children)

From: Alan
Sent: Saturdeay, June 21, 2008 2:43 PM
To: Al
Subject: RE: your smooth, liberal idiocy
Al,

You sound like a wonderful human being and very dignified debater. There is no way of yet knowing how much oil is truly beneath those 68 million acres, just as there is no way of knowing exactly how much oil is beneath the small tract of land at ANWR that gives conservatives rushes of ecstasy when they fantasize about it. I’m amazed when Americans such as yourself are so quick to defend the kind, benevolent oil companies and their good-hearted, financially struggling executives who, in spite of their increasing salaries, while gas prices skyrocket, have the well-being of the average motorist deep in their hearts.
It’s so nice to have such a civil exchange with a great American such as yourself.

Love,
Alan

From: Pam
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2008 12:43 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Stupid!!!!

I don’t understand your iq level. You seem somewhat smart but when people blatently show you the facts you are so dense!!!!! Can’t you reason or are you just stupid. look at the facts!!!! you are so liberal that you can’t be middle of the road even when the facts lead you there. Far and balanced… you are so unbalanced it is not funny!!! Look at the facts you moron!!!!

take a lesson from Hannity!