So Much In Love

From: Tom
Sent: Friday, September 19, 2008 9:06 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Don’t you think you should be on MSNBC

 

No offense Alan, but I think you’re a total fuckbrain!

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, September 19, 2008 10:31 PM
To: Tom
Subject: RE: Don’t you think you should be on MSNBC?

How could I take offense at such a lovely and well-thought-out sentiment?

From: Billy
Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2008 8:36 AM
To: Alan
Subject: mental midget

Sir:

You are always whining about personal attacks, well here is one for you. You lack the common sense to see

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Precious And Few

From: Diana
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 10:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Jerk

You are by far the dumbest thing on the face of this earth and absolutely disgusting to listen to. Too bad, Hannity has to put up with your left-wing nonsense.

I can’t understand why FOX News keeps you on their staff.

From: Brian
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 2:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: mr. libera

Are you for real or were you hired to be Sean’s puppet and make him look good.
Your arguments are so weak.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 7:39 PM
To: …

Don’t Hesitate

From:RP
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 12:34 AM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

Mr. Colmes I disagree with you on everything you are the BIGGEST ASS I don’t know how Sean has not hurt you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Bill
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:35 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Do you have any balls?

You have a lot of nerve accusing Sarah Palin of not handling her last pregnancy properly. A pro-abortion liberal like you should keep his filthy mouth shut about something you obviously know nothing about. I have no idea how Sean stays in the same room with your sorry,

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Cruel To Be Kind Means That I Love You

From: Charles
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Country

What will it take to get you to leave the country and move to Iran.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:15 PM
To: Charles
Subject: RE: Country

An afterlife with 72 virgins.

From: Jim
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes, you are sick

Colmes, why does Fox keep you on the payrollL I think you are sick. Your grin tonight indicates that something is really wrong with your mental process.

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 …

I Guess I’m Not Supposed To Ask Questions About Sarah Palin

From: Becky
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2008 9:31 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Loving it

Alan,

Thanks for your interview with author Kaelene Johnson. Keep it up. The more you keep badgering Palin’s character the more people (family and friends across the country who are normally liberal and democrat) are writing to me saying they are switching camps and leaving the Obama ticket behind to support Palin. It’s nice to have my family and friends on the same side for a change and it is all thanks to the liberal media and people like you. So thank you!!! A conservative …

Do Good To Your Enemies, And The Blessed Lord You’ll Surely Please

From: Daryl
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 9:20 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tonight 8/25/08

Alan,

Your mother didn’t dress you very well tonight. That black and gray
striped suit with the short lapel is only a hundred years out of style!
Your taste in clothes and politics is a perfect match.

From: Larry
Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: anti-American

I see you on H & C.

I don’t know how Sean can stand you.

I perceive you as a marxist, socialist, communist-thinking man who has an anti-American answer for …

Love Is In The Air

From: Jim
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Babe

Your a Baby Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:21 PM
To: Jim
Subject: RE: Babe

Jim,

I believe you meant to say “You’re a baby Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. The use of the apostrophe in “you’re” presents the word as a contraction of the two words “you are”. In the future. please insult me with your apostrophes in their proper places.

Alan

From: Perry & Lisa
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You’re an angry LIBERAL

My family and …

Love Will Keep Us Together

From: Bobby
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Nobama

Alan,
If Obama loses do you think he will disappear from the big picture.
If he does….please….will you do the same.
Thank you,

Bobby

From: Pat
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I can’t believe

I can’t believe you are to the left of Pat Caddell? Your comments tonight about partial birth abortion and after birth abortion. You have to be one of the most evil people alive today. I have disagreed with you in the past, but this was the worst. I

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I Can’t Open Your Eyes

From: Rob
Date: August 12, 2008 9:45:33 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Abortion

alan,it is a real shame since you radicals/marxists believe in murdering/aborting children, that your parents didn’t decide to abort you…Just think we would now have one less left wing loonie that hates America and believes in Karl Marx’s income redistribution to punish those who wish to make something of themselves ,steal their money and give it to the lazy lumps who dont wish to work,want free handouts and want to live on others like leeches. And you think that this is fair??? To punish those who want

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Feel The Love

From: Jonathan
Sent: Monday, August 11, 2008 10:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: border

Good thing you talk well because your the goofiest looking guy I’ve ever seen!

From: jose
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:34 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

The Fox Network is basically for conservative viewers who are interested in the truth,not for those liberal radicals from the left. You definitely do not belong with that network. You belong with WSNBC or CNN.Move on.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:54 PM
To: Jose
Subject: RE:

I see, so you only want to see your own views represented?…

Making You Bananas

From: Manny
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hair Color

Alan where do you get the coloring for your hair ?

It looks like total crap………………

Manny

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 11:34 PM
To: Manny
Subject: RE: Hair Color

Crayola.

From: Paul
Sent: Aug 5, 2008 1:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject; Liberal
Your a fucking disgrace – and a homosexual fagot!

From: Alan
Sent: August 6, 2008 12:14:17 PM EDT
To: Paul
Subject: Re: Liberal

Paul,

Thank you for clarifying what kind of “fagot” I am. If you’re going to write slurs to …