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Headline Schmooze For August 4, 2011
Mitt Romney Signs Marriage Pledge
Will Also Be Playing The ‘Pander Monkey’ In “Rise Of Planet Of The Apes”
Judge Says U.S. Contractor Can Sue Donald Rumsfeld For Torture
The Bad News: Can’t Sue Bush For Torturing English
Al Gore: America Needs An “Arab Spring”
Note To The Confused: That Is NOT a “Global Climate Change” Solution
Gallup: 39% Approve Debt Deal; 46% Oppose
The Other 15% Are Packed And Moving To France
Rick Perry Wants Constitutional Amendments To Ban Gay Marriage And Abortion
Not Even Running Yet And Already Flipping and Flopping Like Flounder In A Fish Net
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Read more » Posted in Headline Schmooze by Barry Weintraub August 4, 2011 • 7 Comments »Headline Schmooze For July 19, 2011
Casey Anthony: Is She in California?
Because there’s an empty compound in Abbottabad that might just be perfect for her
Obama threatens to veto ‘cut, cap and balance’
Would prefer GOP simply cut the crap and belligerence
Coburn proposes $9 trillion deficit cut measure
At the exact moment it became too late to consider it
Rudy: I’ll run for president if no other Republican can beat Obama
Reality: By the time that becomes clear, it will be 2013
Candidates’ looks matter for less-informed voters
i.e: more bad news for the Newt Gingrich campaign…
Headline Schmooze For June 1, 2011
What Bachmann Can Learn From Palin’s 2008 VP Run
Vapidity is Very Hard to Hide?
Newt Gingrich: Assessing the Damage Done
One Word: FEMA
What We’ve Learned About Sarah Palin’s Presidential Aspirations From Her Bus Tour
She Thinks You Are Dumber Than She Is and Worse– She Eats NY Pizza With a Fork!
Christie Tells Iowa Donors He’s Still Not Running
Despite His Physician Telling Him To Start Running Many Years Ago
Discovery of ‘Worms From Hell’ Deep Beneath Earth’s Surface Raises New Questions
How Long Before We Discover That’s What’s Infested Congress?
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Read more » Posted in Headline Schmooze by Barry Weintraub June 1, 2011 • 12 Comments »Headline Schmooze For May 10, 2011
Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state
…Both of them?
Seeking political redemption, Gingrich plays up his wife
The third one… those other two? …Just ignore ‘em
Growing number of Republicans favor a third party, poll finds
So, the far Right isn’t far enough to the right for them? …Spooky!
Report: Up to 44m more uninsured under GOP budget
And that’s a change you can believe in
Obama mocks Republican position on immigration
Whacks One Bad Guy, Suddenly He’s “Dirty Harry”…
Headline Schmooze For April 28, 2011
Hawaii government hands over Obama’s birth records
How they got to Hawaii from Kenya still a mystery to nutters on the right
What can Obama do to bring down gas prices?
He can find a way to convert political BS into gasoline
Haley Barbour decides against running for president
Brothers and Sisters of the Confederacy scramble for new candidate
Ron Paul Launches Presidential Campaign
Was just waiting to see what Haley Barbour was doing?
Teleprompter Inventor Hubert Schlafly Dies in Conn. at 91
Barack Obama Sends Lots of Flowers…
Headline Schmooze For April 19, 2011
GOP insiders embrace Trump’s presidential bid
In hopes of getting a shot on “Celebrity White House Apprentice”
Five Reasons Not to Count Sarah Palin Out in 2012
Ego, Ambition, Ignorance, Short Skirts and Dirty Old Men
Trump plays down Romney’s business credentials
“I’ve got far more Chapter 11′s” says The Donald
The ‘hidden tax’: Report estimates regulation costs economy $1.75 trillion
Whereas deregulation only caused an entire economic meltdown
Economic anxiety threatens Obama in 2012, but in poll he edges GOP rivals
2012: The choice between bad …or worse…
Headline Schmooze For April 12, 2011
Restaurant to retrain staff after mixed-drink mixup
Retrain? Shouldn’t they be reassigned? To Unemployment?
Budget Showdown: Five Things Obama Learned About John Boehner
He cries. Owns Stock in Kleenex. Bluffs at Poker. Drinks. Owns a tanning bed.
Nation begins 150th anniversary of Civil War
To celebrate: many might actually start shooting again
5 challenges for front-runner Romney
His hair. Hypocrisy. Palin. Bachman. He’s not the pretty one this time around
Trump Will ‘Probably’ Run as Independent If He Doesn’t Win GOP Nomination
Which Will ‘Probably’ Guarantee Obama Gets Re-Elected…
Headline Schmooze For April 7 2011
Boehner gets teary amid threat of a government shutdown
Or maybe this guy just needs his meds tweaked?
Jobless claims fall, retail sales stronger
GOP Presidential wannabes …devastated
Washington Heights unofficially crowned New York’s rat capital
Washington DC still officially America’s “rat” Capital
US to use Facebook, Twitter to issue terror alerts
Al Qaeda destined to “Like” this
Trump Sends Investigators to Hawaii, Gains in GOP Presidential Primary Poll
Of Course a Google Search is Cheaper and They’d Find The Presidential Birth Certificate — Online…
Headline Schmooze For March 24, 2011
Control Tower at Reagan National Airport Fails to Respond to 2 Planes
That would be the airport named for the guy who fired the air traffic controllers
Why Taxpayers Paid for Haley Barbour’s Luxury Jet
Simple Answer: Because Haley Barbour did not
US role in Libya mission: Top Democrats say Obama got it right
Most other Democrats say Obama’s moved too far …to the Right
Gingrich changed his position on Libya because Obama changed his?
Or does he just like to change positions as often as he likes to change wives?
Rudy Giuliani will run in 2012 …
Read more » Posted in Headline Schmooze by Barry Weintraub March 24, 2011 • 4 Comments »Headline Schmooze For March 21, 2011
Obama favors Gadhafi stepping down from power
So he bombed his steps into a ramp of rubble to make it easier
Obama lauds Chile’s transition to democracy
And stands idly by as U.S. transitions away from it
Tim Pawlenty to announce 2012 exploratory committee
Nobody more excited by this news than …Tim Pawlenty
World mourns loveable polar bear Knut
Knut – the German zoo animal, NOT Newt – the former GOP Speaker
“Red” rocker Sammy Hagar says abducted by aliens
That, of course, in the chapter AFTER: sex, drugs and rock and roll…
Headline Schmooze For March 18, 2011
Congress sets new D-day for government shutdown: April 8
Doesn’t April 1 seems more like the day for Congress to act?
U.N. approves military force as Gaddafi threatens rebels
From the shores of Montezuma to the skies??? of Tripoli
Haley Barbour’s son doesn’t want dad to run
And clearly, neither does Bill Kristol
Sharron Angle’s Bid for Nevada’s 2nd District Makes More Sense
Because all “lunatics” are local
Obama Trip Planned to Reinforce Latin American Economic Ties, Crime Concerns
And to get him as far from the radiation cloud as possible…
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