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Thousands Sign Petition Asking U.S. To Give Alaska Back To Russia

Thousands Sign Petition Asking U.S. To Give Alaska Back To Russia

With Sarah Palin in it, I presume. There’s a peculiar petition climbing up the charts over at the We the People petition site run by the White House. In just three weeks, over 42,000 people have signed a petition calling for the United States to give Alaska back to Russia. If you were really paying […]

April 18, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Coloring Books For Your Conservative Friends

Finally, books your conservative friends can enjoy. No big words to stumble over. Just lots of pictures to color, mazes (Help Sarah find her way to the White House) and fun games. You can help Sarah get dressed and help her choose her fishing gear – anything from an axe, a chainsaw, a pistol, and […]

April 3, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Ted Cruz Signs $1.25 Million Book Deal

Taking extreme positions and making enemies on both sides of the aisle is turning out to be lucrative for Texas Senator Ted Cruz. …the Washington Examiner reports that Cruz’s deal with HarperCollins to write a “personal memoir about his controversial days in Washington and his vision for the future” will be worth even more than […]

April 2, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Bristol Palin: Pro-Choicers Have ‘Mouths Of The Wicked’

Bristol Palin is very upset with ‘violent’ pro-choicers who she calls ‘mouths of the wicked’ (via FreakOutNation) Bristol Palin again drops a wordy post on us that must have taken her a whole thirty seconds for someone else to ghostwrite it for her. The half-term Governor of Alaska’s daughter who was knocked up because abstinence […]

March 31, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Newt Gingrich Says The Man Who Gave Him $15 Million Has Too Much Influence

Newt Gingrich complaining about the influence of wealthy donors would be like Sarah Palin complaining about elected officials who quit their elected posts for fame, money and glory. Former House speaker Newt Gingrich (R), whose 2012 presidential bid was boosted by $15 million spent by casino magnate Sheldon Adelson and his wife, on Friday decried […]

March 30, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Matt Wilstein at Mediaite refers to the show as “Jackass for Conservatives.” And along with that comes Sarah Palin inviting viewers to sample it using affecting a Southern accent. “Get red, wild and blue, America!” There’s a new trailer for Sarah Palin’s Amazing America reality show on the Sportsman Channel and it is way more […]

March 18, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Palin’s CPAC Claims Fail Fact Checking

The nonpartisan factcheck.com shows the utter lack of truth in Sarah Palin’s attempted takedown of the Affordable Care Act at CPAC. Sarah Palin told her fellow conservatives at CPAC that “there are more uninsured today than when Obama began all of this,” referring to the Affordable Care Act. But there is no evidence of that. […]

March 10, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Palin’s <em>Green Eggs And Ham</em> Parody Ripped Off From Old Chain E-Mail

Besides likely never finishing the book she parodied, Sarah Palin lifted the words she used at CPAC from a 2010 chain email. Palin changes them a smidge, adding in a reference to the media, and swapping an allusion to then-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi for something about the NSA. In her intro, Palin announced […]

March 10, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Cesca: I Watched Sarah Palin’s CPAC Speech So You Don’t Have To

Sarah Palin was the closing night speaker at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), and her speech was just as awful as we’ve come to expect: an incoherent syllabus of bullet points, bumper stickers and word salads. It was an epic clown show — a self-satirical illustration of the dumbing down of American politics. […]

March 10, 2014 / More... ( comments)

Palin Wouldn’t Have Invoked <em>Green Eggs And Ham</em> If She’d Finished Book

Sarah Palin used a poorly-written Green Eggs and Ham parody to parallel her distaste for Obamacare. Only, had she finished the book, she would have known that the whole point of the Dr. Seuss classic is that the green eggs and ham was liked, after all. In terms of the level of writing, “I do […]

March 9, 2014 / More... ( comments)

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