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GOP State Legislator Asks Why America Can’t Be More Like Saudi Arabia

GOP State Legislator Asks Why America Can’t Be More Like Saudi Arabia

The Arkansas Republican objects to a judge’s ruling striking down the his state’s same-sex marriage ban. That, of course, means we should be more like Saudi Arabia. State Sen. Jason Rapert appeared on the Dave Elswick radio show last week, where he discussed Pulaski County Circuit Judge Chris Piazza’s decision that overturned the state’s constitutional [...]

Bachmann: Obama Wants Migrant Children For Medical Research

Oh, yes, that’s it. The president who has deported more people than any other president, and who wants to send back children to Central America actually wants them here for medical experiments. Yes, that’s right. It all starts with the case of Justina Pelletier, the teenage girl who was placed in the custody of the [...]

Almost-Nude Dad Fires Gun Outside Pizzeria

For the sake of modesty he did have a towel.  Andrew Eagle of Michigan accidentally fired his gun while banging on the window of the pizzeria. He was banging on the window because he was angry the restaurant was closed. Only, it wasn’t closed; it was open. Engle was arraigned on several misdemeanor charges for [...]

Partying Girl Eats Chips Off Train Floor

Potato chips are good. They’re so good that they must be eaten, regardless of where they show up. And you can’t eat just one. This violates the five-second rule. In fact, I don’t believe the five-second rule applies to a crowded commuter train. One of the commenters on YouTube says this should be a PSA [...]

George Zimmerman Is Now Guarding A Gun Store In Florida

George Zimmerman, the Florida man who was acquitted after shooting down 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, is now working voluntarily as a security officer at a guns and motorcycles store in the same state. Zimmerman is not a hired security officer, but he has been “patrolling” outside a Volusia County gun shop after it was recently robbed, according [...]

Man’s Obituary: ‘Please Don’t Email Me, I’m Dead’

A Pennsylvania man left behind some advice in his obituary: it doesn’t cost anything to be nice and never stick a knife in an electric outlet. The self-written obituary  has captured the Internet’s attention and launched the 53-year-old into posthumous fame. Kevin McGroarty’s obituary, published in the PA Times Leader, explains that he died Tuesday “after [...]

Man With Stomach Pains Discovers He’s A Woman Having Her Period

A CT scan showed he had a uterus and ovaries.

U.S. Has Failed To Track Almost Half A Million Arms In Afghanistan

Make that 465,000 light weapons it has supplied to Afghanistan’s army and police.

North Carolina Jerk Accused Of Shooting Dog In The Head And Chest Because It Was In His Parking Spot

Greenville Police have arrested a North Carolina man who allegedy shot a dog who approached him while he was trying to park his car, WGHP reports.  Police say around 2:30 p.m. on Monday, 27-year-old Devon Smith shot a female boxer mix in the head and chest. According to the police, the suspect told officers the [...]

New York Church: ‘Homos’ Should Get ‘Cancer, HIV, Siphilis’

The ATLAH World Church in Harlem, which spends much of its time attacking President Obama, now has a sign out side attacking gays. …apparently anyone who supports gay people should be cursed with “cancer, HIV, syphilis, stroke, madness, itch, then hell.” (Itching? They have cancer and hell in there, itching just seems like unnecessary overkill.) [...]

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